If you are going to jump off a bridge I wont jump with ya, ill go get a boat, paddle out, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I need a boyfriend No, u WANT a boyfriend. u NEED water, cause u sound thirsty. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I tell stories about people I dislike, I give them ridiculous voices. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't just sing the song, I also sing the background music and the guitar solo. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's just something wonderful about a cold, clear winter morning that makes you want to slow down and take time to stop… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You think I'm not online. But I'm always here. Even if I'm not posting. I'm here. Scrolling. Judging. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only thing you should be trying to please in this world is god, because: Humans are dishonest Humans are evil Humans… — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
Everyone always bitching its Monday! Seriously your lucky to have a job in the first place. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
That feelings you feel when your crushg like your status...wish could be Likes on who ever like your posT — Junior Dè Rèál Testament Copy Share Image
I hate it when I look horrible in a group photo and the person who looks good refuses to delete it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was mad a little while ago, but then I relized why? Why be mad ova something I can't control? Fact, if… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Im so indie, she thinks to herself as she puts the lyrics to Skinny Love as her Facebook status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
*The All Time Topic On Facebook Love... *Fuck You An Your 2 Week Relationship! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Choose a guy who takes you to his house to meet his parents, not his bedroom. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I heard good looks can kill. So please don't look at me ,i don't wanna see you die..! — Simi Ngr Copy Share Image
