I'd like to shake the man's hand who first thought about putting chocolate syrup in milk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Never mind, it's too long. — Patience Jr Kibabatoko Copy Share Image
There's nothing more comfortable than sleeping while someone else gets ready for work. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey Subway, just make everything 5 dollars forever and shut the hell up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To all those who said I couldn't make jokes about blind people...watch me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lindsay Lohan should at least have to spend as much time in jail as we've spent hearing about it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The prob is you don't know the feeling of getting ignored, I too could made u feel like crap. but I respect… — Kriss Martin Copy Share Image
Cocks are a lot like ovens. You would rather a woman was operating it but sometimes you have to use it yourself. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
God gave us the miracle of life - sustaining water, & we turned it into Caffeine Free Diet Pepsi & Vodka. Good job, Morons. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm sure the people who work at Starbucks think, 'I'm so damn tired of these kids coming in here and taking pictures… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's Friday...any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You Are A Liar When You Update A Status And Say Your Not On Facebook For Likes And Comment. Then Why Are… — Sabelo Lan Mashabela Copy Share Image
I don't kno whats beta texting or the inbox on facebook at least you can see if they saw it on facebook — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Life kicks you around sometimes. It scares you and it beats you up. But there is one day when you realize youre… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im lyk dayum wen I saw you on facebook oh but wen I saw yhu in person wait wat happen to you… — Shanellpinder Copy Share Image
I don't care about popularity or on how many numbers a blogger can have or how long each word exist. Because it's… — Gien Caytuna Copy Share Image
Call me a slut, call me a whore. If you dont like me theres the door. Call me anorexic, call me fat.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ok I'm gonna clear som stuff up . america is a christian continent . if ur not a christian , and u… — TeenQuotes Page Copy Share Image
When you feel you are alone in the crowd, When you think No one can understand you, When your love is rejected… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can say sorry a million times, Say I love you as much as you want, say whatever you want, Whenever you… — Twizted Hollow Copy Share Image
So... that's my story. I had some pretty amazing friends, and I include in that group even though my whole life I… — Marley Copy Share Image
