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Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you need to keep moving. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think I can be a rapper, I'm good at rhymes.. cat, bat, fat, hat, chat… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when people dont watch where Im going when Im walking and texting. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
You dont get to choose when or who you meet, but you do get to choose who you hold on to. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
A relationship with God is the most important relationship you can have. Trust him and everything will always turn out fine. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
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That awkward moment when you're showing someone an old photo of you and you're wearing the same shirt as in the photo. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Talking to a girl and they have no clue about shows on TV. If you weren't on the internet all day maybe… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
If your girlfriend gets jealous it's because she's faithful. If another girl has your attention and she doesn't get jealous, it's because… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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In life we are given mountains to climb. Although the speed at which we climb these mountains and the length of time… — David DtK Smith Copy Share Image
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Why is the majority of people & things today based on image, like if someone does'nt meet your attractive status ,people think… — Syoung Copy Share Image
Welcome to Facebook: Where hoes call out hoes when they should be calling out themselves, where people claim their real when really… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If there is one lesson I am happy to take from life it is this. Life can tear you apart it can… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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