My excuse for being lazy: I'm not the real slim shady, so why would I stand up? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Niggas Be Bragging About Having Side Hoes . . . A Lot Of Y'all Niggas Be Side Niggas ... — Kevin Mccarty Copy Share Image
Whenever I masturbate I always pretend my right hand has a British accent. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A person who intentionally avoids u, ignores u, & hurts u myt sumtyms be an indication dat he/she is so damn scared… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Money cant buy you happiness? Well it's better to cry in a ferrari as compare to sohrab's cycle! — Danish Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you have to stare at a text for five minutes to figure out how to reply. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I texted my girlfriend a picture of my flaccid penis. I just wanted to let her know I was thinking about her. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Not everything you have stays forever. But there are things you would be glad to fight for just so you can have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Here's to Halloween, bonfires, making s'mores, wearing moccasins, drinking hot cocoa and cuddling. Happy October. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I follow my friends around their house, because I don't want to be left alone and have awkward moments with their parents — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When trying to change someone; sit back and think first how hard it is to change yourself.. then re-evaluate what you're doing.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Illiterate People, If you read something...(probably just on Facebook) the correct past tense spelling is NOT RED The most you may… — LA Watts Copy Share Image
Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You know what I think we are most afraid of? Not knowing. Not knowing whether its all really worth it. Not knowing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Am I the only one who is tired of people complaining about their love lives, friends, or just their lives over facebook… — Nastiya Copy Share Image
Some people doesn't know the importance of time. A gift you give that you cannot get back...and some just take advantage of… — Rizzi Vicci Copy Share Image
Don't force yourself to forget the person you love ..never use other people just to forget him/her cause you don't know how… — Strawberry Copy Share Image
Welcome to Facebook! Where liars tell more lies, enemies are Facebook friends, weak people turn into Facebook gangsters, haters complain about haters… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Weare often let down by the most trusted persons and loved by the most unexpected ones. Some makes us cry for things… — Shazo Copy Share Image
