That awkward moment when you tickle someone and they're not even ticklish. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That frustrating moment when you don't finish your text before the damn light turns green... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Fall, Thank you for giving me a reason to wear cute boots and drink pumpkin spice lattes! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If two past lovers can remain friends, its either they are still in love, or never were. — Cuts And Scars Copy Share Image
Why does great wall of china comes in the seven wonders of the world ?? because it is the FIRST AND ONLY… — Arashi Copy Share Image
Being single doesn't mean your available , in my case.. I'm single but unavailable wanna know why?? cause I'm inlove with someone… — Strawberry Copy Share Image
Going to gym really sucks. But I calculated, and there's a good news - I only have to go 9,972 times before… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm posting this status cause I'm not studying. You're reading this status cause you're not studying. Now gimme a like since I'm… — PresJ Copy Share Image
One of these days I'm gonna copy somebodys Facebook status word for word and see if they notice x) — Author Name Copy Share Image
Girl: Why's my name your Facebook status every 2 minutes? Boy: Facebook keeps asking me whats on my mind? and honestly its… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Whenever someone says This day couldn't get any worse I immediately punch them in nose & ask Are you sure about that? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Guy 1: hey, man, can you do me a favor? Guy 2: yeah, what? Guy 1: when I die, can you update… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Social networking done f****d the world up, nobody is who they say they are anymore, everybody got all these out of town… — H Gary Copy Share Image
As I look back on all that's happend.. Growing up, growing together, changing you, changing me..There were times when we dreamed together,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Any change, any loss, does not make us victims. Others can shake you, surprise you or disappoint you, but they can't prevent… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Him introducing u 2 his mom doesn't mean his faithful or his gonna marry u,his just doing it so it could b… — Lekoma Precious Napo Copy Share Image
A lady wants a man who's there for her when she's feeling down to pick her back up, a man who encourages… — Bryan Burden Copy Share Image
FACEBOOK -Log On -Check Notification, Message, Friend Request -Poke Everyone Back -Go On Homepage -Do The Happy Birthday Ritual -Go Back To… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say if you're bi, you're confused. If you're gay, it's a sin. If you're skinny, you're on drugs. If you're fat,… — Ephrem Hardin Copy Share Image
I HATE when you see this on a message Heey! Person's Typing... Person's Typing... Person's Typing... Person's Typing... Person's Typing... Person's Typing...… — Kassidy Michael Copy Share Image
