Humor Quote by Anonymous

If I send you a text and you don'trespond, and then I see you update Facebook at the same time, you're dead to me.

— Anonymous

“Thank you," he says. "Thank who?" "I don't know. You?" "No, not me. Jesus ." "Thank you, Jesus?" "Yes, Toph, Jesus died for your…

— Dave Eggers

If he'd [Jesus] been a little more concerned for his own safety and well being he may have toned things down a little bit…

— Brad Warner

“Do you think we find Jesus, or does He find us?" (140+Likes on FB)”

— J.I. Willett

You dont have tolike me , I'm not a facebook status

— Jeanna

Theres a new Facebook app that will post a final status update for you after you die. Thats ridiculous. I dont need someone to…

— Jimmy Fallon

“A question I sometimes ask myself is, Will saying this or doing this or dressing this way distract guys from Jesus?”

— Paula Hendricks

If Jesus was your friend on Facebook, would you have goneahead and posted what you did today?

— Anonymous

There's a new Facebook app that will post a final status update for you after you die. That's ridiculous. I don't need someone to…

— Jimmy Fallon

“Jesus!" "Are you hurt?" "Jesus!" "Walk down the hallway and come back when you have more vocabulary.”

— Craig Johnson

Girl: Why's my name your Facebook status every 2 minutes? Boy: Facebook keeps asking me whats on my mind? and honestly its always you.

— Ritu Ghatourey

People say, 'Oh, are you tired of the Jesus jokes yet?' I can't get tired of the Jesus jokes because this is the rest…

— Tom Payne