Guys will never understand periods, and girls will never understand boners, lets leave it at that... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
4-way stop rules are a piece of cake. You got there first, you go first. Stop waving at me! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best way to end a status conversation on Facebook is to like their last comment! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teacher: Come on! You learned this in 3rd grade! Me: I can`t remember what I ate for breakfast. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In Kindergarten we called them cooties...in High School we call them STD`s. — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
If someone can't make up there mind make it for them.. this way you can stay friends, with no hard feelings towards… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
To the world you may be someone, but to someone you may be the world. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Don't promote negativity online and expect people to treat you with positivity in person.” — Germany Kent Copy Share Image
They say you should never work with children or animals.... Isn't that right, Rolf? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkard moment, when people act like they know your best friend better than you. -_- — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girlfriend : Babe , What's Your Favorite Position? ;) Boyfriend : When I Get On One Knee and Make You My Wife. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you fuck over people who've been nothing but good to you, you create demons for yourself. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook is cheaper than a therapy, Twice as effective and you can do it naked. — Kand3n Copy Share Image
Who else sneaks in their own candy to the movie theater? 10$ for a bag of Skittles, no thanks. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ever notice when your eating cereal, the back of the box suddenly becomes super interesting? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
