Fellas: If you want your girl to remain an Angel...create a heaven for her. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Like if you always wanted to have the force like Popeye after eating Spinach — Kand3n Copy Share Image
I'm the kind of person who would come out of the gym...And go straight to McDonalds. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So your name is Will, But you don't call your crotch The Willderness, then what the fuck? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook should change the relationship status from 'Its complicated' to 'Sammie and Ronnie' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Best of luck not getting murdered by the roommate you found on Craigslist. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A woman can give a man a million reasons to be faithful, and he will find one reason to cheat. A man… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My cock got caught in my zipper today…at least that's what I'm telling my wife when she sees the teeth marks on… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That moment when you're up so late you start calculating how many hours of sleep you'd get if you fell asleep at… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If a key opens many locks, it's a master key. If a lock is opened by many keys, it's a shitty lock. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People born in 1994-1999 have lived in three decades, two centuries, and two millenniums. And they are not even 18 yet. We're… — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
Am I the only one that really hopes Drake will one day make a Degrassi reference in one of his songs? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I heard you say a prayer, and I knew that there is a God I could… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
We all know that we are not perfect? So why do we act as if this is the case & hold ourselves… — Alastair Arnott Copy Share Image
Reasons why its great to be a Woman; We can get laid anytime we want. We never have to buy our own… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
2 Hot 2 Handle; 2 Cold 2 Burn, 2 Young 2 Teach; 2 Old 2 Learn. 2 Hard 2 Bend; 2 Strong… — DeAngelo Stokes Copy Share Image
2 Hot 2 Handle; 2 Cold 2 Burn, 2 Young 2 Teach; 2 Old 2 Learn. 2 Hard 2 Bend; 2 Strong… — DeAngelo Stokes Copy Share Image
Today, Im gonna face the world with one thing in mind…… Start the day thinking about you! and with all the decision… — Errol Flynn Copy Share Image
