Single, taken, in a relationship; are all just terms. Your status is measured by your actions. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
Everyone knows someone that they are embarrassed to be friends on Facebook. — Kand3n Copy Share Image
If you follow me & expect a follow back, please do let me know! So I can block you. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Taking forever to pick up a phone call because you're dancing to your ring tone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
BRB Have to run to the toilet, but I'll be back in two shakes of a man's penis. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There are so many life stanges, and which one you are inl? — Simphiwe Scientist Dumi Copy Share Image
Girl: Why do you constantly keep posting my name as your Facebook status every 2 minutes? Boy: Facebook keeps asking me whats… — Bubbly Copy Share Image
That awesome moment when your best friend likes your Facebook status because they know the story behind it. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Honestly, I don't have time to hate people who hate me, because I'm too busy loving people who love me. — Zoya Copy Share Image
Its a bitching monday, its 11: 34 am, fifty cents in my pocket for bus fare and i've got only one cigarette… — Epifania Savea Copy Share Image
Ladies, place your heart in the hands of God & he will place it in the hands of a man who he… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its not important to have long friend list on FB and whats app. But its important to have some friend who can… — Anurag Prakash Ray Copy Share Image
Our deepest sympathies to Aaron Hernandez's fellow prison inmates on not getting someone as pretty as Tom Brady. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe: Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I dont care if People dont like me. After all I'm not a Facebook Status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Philosopher: A masochistic fool who will be considered a genius once dead. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That horrifying moment when you put a ring on your finger and you cant take it off! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
MyWeakness; cute texts, tight hugs, and chill nights talking about everything & nothing. — King Dennie Copy Share Image
If she's still able to walk to the kitchen after sex, you don't deserve a sandwich. — Psyche_Zeroh Copy Share Image
Stop advertising your relationship on social networks; not everyone want to see you happy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Keep your issues in your tissue box, and learn how to keep them out of your status box. — Blondie Copy Share Image
Me being mean: Can you shut the fuck up? Me being nice: Can you please shut the fuck up? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Makeup and high heels are a plus, but a great smile and personality should be a must. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Don't hate me for who I am now, hate me for who I'll become in your face. — Abisai Pena Copy Share Image
I hate it when I have a tweet in my head and my friends doesn't retweet it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The amazing moment when you type your homework on google and found exactly what you need. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Who else has dropped the phone on their face while laying in bed reading Facebook? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm well aware when i've to use suck me or fuck me. Yea I'm classy like that! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
