I laugh when I read hello need your prayers urgently posts coz if I have to pray for someone then god will… — Raveen Copy Share Image
A lady wants a man who's there for her when she's feeling down to pick her back up, a man who encourages… — Bryan Burden Copy Share Image
The sheep I'm counting keep hitting the fence instead of jumping over it. Either they need to go on a diet, or… — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
Hearing a part of a song and thinking...'That's definitely going to be my next status!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is no reason people should post the same damn thing over and over on Facebook. The same is always using same… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Like I'm unreachable for someone, someone is unreachable for me. It's the way it is. — Donatt Copy Share Image
That awesome moment when you find an onion ring at the bottom of your fries! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never understood why people take pictures of themselves giving the finger. Was the camera mean to you? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's always awesome when my blinker matches the beat of the song on the radio. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can go an entire day without Facebook, but I've never made it through an entire weekend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't lose your dignity and self respect trying to make people love and appreciate you, when they just aren't capable...!!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
She is currently giving me silent treatment just because I didn't write happy birthday on her Facebook wall. Like I give a… — Don Kel Copy Share Image
Crying around about how I'm not liking your statuses isn't going to get me to like your statuses. — Merle Anthony Rowland Copy Share Image
I need to talk to you Is the one sentence that has the power to make you remember every bad thing you've… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
An apple fell and Newton discovered the law of gravity. Hundreds of bombs fell on Palestine and no one discovered the law… — Danish Copy Share Image
Dear Illiterate People, If you read something...(probably just on Facebook) the correct past tense spelling is NOT RED The most you may… — LA Watts Copy Share Image
Sometime I do express my angers here (Twitter) to avoid cursed u there (Facebook). — Diana Yan Manan Copy Share Image
