Facebook status Quotes · Page 14

Makeup and high heels are a plus, but a great smile and personality should be a must.

— Anonymous

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

— Nikhil Saluja

The amazing moment when you type your homework on google and found exactly what you need.

— Anonymous

Bro, where'd you get that outfit? Build a queer..?

— Kyle Sirak

I really hope that Jessica Biel names her first child 'Batmo.'

— Anonymous

Don't hate me for who I am now, hate me for who I'll become in your face.

— Abisai Pena

I hate it when I have a tweet in my head and my friends doesn't retweet it.

— Nikhil Saluja

This isn't an office-It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

— Nikhil Saluja

When you thought I wasn't looking I saw how you handled your responsibilities, even when you didn' t feel good, and I…

— Nikhil Saluja

Not everything you have stays forever. But there are things you would be glad to fight for just so you can have…

— Anonymous

I texted my girlfriend a picture of my flaccid penis. I just wanted to let her know I was thinking about her.

— Nikhil Saluja

The awkward moment when you have to stare at a text for five minutes to figure out how to reply.

— Anonymous

Oh, it's snowing outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows. i hate that

— Anonymous

They say love is more important than money. Bitch, have you ever tried paying your bills with a hug?

— Anonymous

Facebook will ask whats on our mind Really, I don't think facebook can handle whats on our minds!?!?!

— Kevin McCarty

Just because someone isn't the definition of Beautiful It doesn't give u the right to call them Ugly

— Anonymous

Without our immigrants, who will kick our field goals, or train our white tigers?

— Nikhil Saluja

I don't like you for your looks. But I fell in love with you because of your personality.

— Strawberry

I'm not a second option. You either choose me or you damn lose me.

— Unkown

Even Candy Crush invitation on facebook from your crush seems significant.

— Bibeka

Single, taken, in a relationship; are all just terms. Your status is measured by your actions.

— Punkinhead Abhishek

Everyone knows someone that they are embarrassed to be friends on Facebook.

— Kand3n

If you follow me & expect a follow back, please do let me know! So I can block you.

— Nikhil Saluja

You're like a FACEBOOK STATUS box, you keep on asking me what's on my mind.

— Joanne Lobedica

The awkward momment when you tell a joke and no one laughs lol

— MoCHY

Fear nothing. Except polar bears. Those mother fuckers are huge..

— King Dennie

I dont care if People dont like me. After all I'm not a Facebook Status.

— Anonymous

Constantly wondering why your life isn't a reality show.

— Anonymous

A smile is nearly always inspired by another smile. :) :)

— Nikhil Saluja

Everyone can be a father, but it takes a lot to be a daddy.

— Kand3n

There are so many life stanges, and which one you are inl?

— Simphiwe Scientist Dumi

Taking forever to pick up a phone call because you're dancing to your ring tone.

— Anonymous

That moment when your ask you who are you txting...

— Jameel Petillo

BRB Have to run to the toilet, but I'll be back in two shakes of a man's penis.

— Nikhil Saluja

So your name is Will, But you don't call your crotch The Willderness, then what the fuck?

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm the kind of person who would come out of the gym...And go straight to McDonalds.

— Anonymous

Like if you always wanted to have the force like Popeye after eating Spinach

— Kand3n

If two past lovers can remain friends, its either they are still in love, or never were.

— Cuts And Scars

Fellas: If you want your girl to remain an Angel...create a heaven for her.

— Anonymous

Never use wet wood in your fireplace. Always let weeping logs dry.

— Nikhil Saluja