Niggas Be Bragging About Having Side Hoes . . . A Lot Of Y'all Niggas Be Side Niggas ... — Kevin Mccarty Copy Share Image
Women over 200 pounds with a visible thong should have to register as sex offenders. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My facebook status may not inspire you, but I'm sure someone is deeply touched by it. — Simphiwe Scientist Dumi Copy Share Image
NASCAR : The most exciting sport for people who have never seen a fucking freeway. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The government may force me to have health insurance but they can never force me to respect my body. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ladies, when a guy whistles at you, ignore him. You're a lady, not a dog. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone says 'Hello!' and you are like 'Good thanks!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Respect one sided lovers, their love is selfless, they love u without getting loved back.!!! — Tufail Mehraj Copy Share Image
If you've got a problem with me, tell me. Don't go putting it around on Facebook and then expect me to know… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the DOCTOR says, Take off your clothes. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Why do people say they want to sleep like a baby, when babies never sleep through the night. I want to sleep… — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
Making changes to make my life better. So, if you don't hear from me then you are probably one of those changes.… — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
Dont ever leave the one you love for the one you like, Because the one you like may leave you for the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Believe it or not, everybody has their problems, some of us just prefer not to discuss them on Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your parents bring up the topic of sex and you just sit there all innocent like, 'Wait, whats… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
