If you push your brother down the stairs, he will become your step brother. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Who are you? Why am I here? I want answers now or I want them eventually! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When I have bad dreams I wake up pissed at the person in real life for like 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes you just have to sit down and ask your parents if they sold your soul. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Ever looked back at your ex and asked yourself was I drunk the entire relationship? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?" Trainer… — Danish Copy Share Image
The only thing worse than having a song stuck in your head is not knowing the name of the damn song! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Smile, because youre beautiful. Laugh, because youre living life to the fullest. Stand strong, because haters cant bring you down. ¥ — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
I rather treasure an enemy who tell me frankly that he/she hate's me,than to keep a friend thus passion is to put… — Strawberry Copy Share Image
The sad moment when you return to your boring and ordinary life after watching an awesome movie. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Am I the only one who thinks it sounds desperate when someones facebook status says something like — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Art of War:Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. - Oh! You didn't even deserve to be one. Unfriend! — Yvonne Urlanda Copy Share Image
When life gives me lemons, I'm like What's the catch? Because in this expensive world no one's just giving away free lemons. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't mind if others don't like me. After all,I'm not a Facebook status. — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
Some hoes only meet the parents because they gotta walk pass the living room. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“The best sign of a really nice and working relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.” — Hongki Ader Copy Share Image
When you fuck over people who've been nothing but good to you, you create demons for yourself. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I wish facebook would notify me when people delete me, that way I can Like it. — Nate Copy Share Image
Etc: The word that makes people think you are smarter than you really are. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Smoking weed is legal in 6 states. Having sex with a horse is legal in 23. Good going America. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's always awesome when my blinker matches the beat of the song on the radio. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People usually say Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Personally, I find it's in big boobs. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I must have missed school the day we learned about Abraham Lincoln being a vampire slayer... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me: I'm finally happy. Life: Oh damn, that can't happen. Let me throw something bad in. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your phone goes dead in the middle of a interesting conversation... — Lonniedagreat Copy Share Image
