Sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together, Never give up on hope — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
I hate it when a shower only has two options; 3rd degree burns or skinny dipping in Antarctica. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't be much closer to anybody because a small change in their behavior hurts a lot. — Faira Here Copy Share Image
How about this, you remove Funny/Model from your bio and let me be the judge of that. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You know you've drank too much when you actually ask your wife to drive you home. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A good friend will like my status. A great friend will like my status, share it, and invite me to breakfast. — Justin Mccloskey Copy Share Image
When you're doing something you aren't supposed to, every small noise scares the shit out of you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have learn that in relationship you should be faithful ..if you can't be faithful then be careful..!! — Strawberry Copy Share Image
There are no relationship problems that can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You're lesbian? You're not attracted to men...but you're dating girls that looks like men. That makes complete sense! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The blonde was always careful to remove her watch before putting on bug spray because she didn't want it to kill the… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The NFL is boring, the NBA is disintegrating, baseball is totally predictable. Maybe we do need the XFL. Maybe we need Nude… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
All this makeup is hiding how certain girls really look. Smokey eyes,thick ass eyebrows. Gotta take these b*tches swimmin on the first… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when you send a long text message to someone & they just reply with k. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
She wanted to sign up as an organ donor, but all she had was a guitar. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Just because this is a facebook status, doesn't mean you have to like me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, you look bangable, so ill add you. — Aalaynah Thompson Copy Share Image
Why don't blind people sky dive? Because it scares the hell out of their dogs! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Dear haters, I'm gonna give you more reason to hate me. Have patience. — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
Relationship Status: Still Waiting For Someone To Call & Confess Their Love For Me..!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when chocolate melts so quickly on my fingers, I mean like I know I'm hot, but... — Avalon Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when people think your guy best friend is your boyfriend... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just want an honest relationship. No lies. No mind games. No cheating. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God only give yu what yu can handle so that means there's only alil I cant — X JVale Copy Share Image
In Kindergarten we called them cooties...in High School we call them STD's. — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
To young for marriage, to old for games, to smart for players and to fly for lames. — Amanda Copy Share Image
