Facebook status Quotes · Page 17

At the end of the day before you sleep, Life should ask you: 'Do you want to save changes?'

— Anonymous

Don't you hate buying new clothes and having to wait to wear it because you don't have any plans anytime soon

— Emanuel Sebastiao

Women. Can't live with them, can't finish this joke without having sex with them & then later sleep on couch.

— Nikhil Saluja

Wait for the one you love. Not the one who found you first.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly.

— Anonymous

A girl will warm your heart. The woman will warm your parts.

— Nikhil Saluja

I never use the little twist ties to close a bag of bread...I just spin the bag and tuck it under the…

— Anonymous

Those annoying people who make Facebook statuses every 10 minutes...

— Anonymous

S/o to the people who aren't even on FB, but use a friend or relative page that you friends with to be…

— Tg

The essence of life is not being perfect, impressing people, or succeeding at everything. The essence of life is simply making mistakes…

— Anonymous

'Do not machine wash or tumble dry.' really means I will never wash this ever.

— Anonymous

God gave us the miracle of life - sustaining water, & we turned it into Caffeine Free Diet Pepsi & Vodka. Good job, Morons.

— Nikhil Saluja

Hearts break like most things in life ,but it all about how you rebuild the broken pieces with a better plan thought…

— Militon Munney

Staring at something you just dropped and wondering if you should pick it up or leave it and go on with your…

— Anonymous

I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.

— Nikhil Saluja

Sometimes you've got to care less to see if they'll care more.

— AmiT

Stop quoting me on your twitter profile. - Gandhi

— Nikhil Saluja

Why put off until tomorrow, what I know I'm not going to do at all anyway?

— Jackie

Here's to Halloween, bonfires, making s'mores, wearing moccasins, drinking hot cocoa and cuddling. Happy October.

— Anonymous

Ladies; at least clean up the bathroom before taking your profile picture there.

— Anonymous

I have to get up pretty early in the morning to steal newspapers.

— Nikhil Saluja

I hate it when you eat food that's too hot and start breathing like a retarded dragon.

— Anonymous

Between 3 and 80, Man is like North Korea: Ruled by nuts'

— Nikhil Saluja

I would always want to believe that while I'm awake at night thinking of u, u are sound asleep dreaming about me…

— Anonymous

Taking your own candy to the movies. $6.00 for a bag of skittles my ass.

— Anonymous