Trying to find the best quotes on Google to put on your facebook status, just to get attention! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You live, you laugh, you love, you learn. You scream, you cry, you crash, you burn. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Facebook, Pretty Soon, They'll All Abandon You, Too. Sincerely, MySpace — Toni Watson Copy Share Image
Saving a photo as 'gdhagfdgvsl' because you're too lazy to write a proper title. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it; you're scared to text him because you feel like you're annoying him. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For those who woke up in a Fussy mood this morning do me a favor, punch your spouse in their fucking face. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Everyone want a cute and perfect relationship but some people just don't know how to keep it real — Christine Copy Share Image
Okay bitch I'm confused... So a 1000 quotes say, if he doesn't treat u well leave. And another 1000 says its all… — Lekoma Precious Napo Copy Share Image
Never go bungee jumping, a rubber breaking is the reason why I am in this world, and sure as hell not going… — Uknown Copy Share Image
10-year-old girls crying because they broke up with their boyfriends. When I was 10 I cried when I missed the morning cartoons. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never use google translate because it gives you a verb, but use a dictionary cuz it gives you a knowledge — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I see no reason why having a body with curves instead of muscles should bar me from knowing how to work on… — Simi Ngr Copy Share Image
Ladies don't ask for much. They just want shoes, diamonds, less work, free money & a perfect man. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes, we stop talking to a person, because we no longer know what to say anymore... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The most awkward place to run into a homeless person is on your way to a Coinstar. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dropping your cell on your face while trying to read something while in bed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I dont have to please you, besides I am not a facebook status to be liked — Author Name Copy Share Image
I hate you to the moon and back, That's alot of hate to give (: Feel special bitch ¥ — Sarthakx Copy Share Image
Only knowing one part to a song so you just keep singing the same line for the whole day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awesome feeling when you buy new clothes & wear them for the first time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
NASCAR : The most exciting sport for people who have never seen a fucking freeway. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
They should have cellphone chargers in waiting rooms instead of magazines. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Bitches b like long hair dont care known damn well they shit shorter than a Instagram video — IG:Catone_2funny Copy Share Image
Just realized the tooth fairy teaches us to sell our body parts for money! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your voice cracks right when you start talking to your crush.. — King Dennie Copy Share Image
Holding a girls hand in public is just another way of saying you're proud to have her . — Danny Waz Copy Share Image
Listening to songs from when you were younger and realizing how dirty the lyrics are. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When getting divorced remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's hard for me to say I love you because the word you isn't beer or sex or football. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
