Swimming: 5% Swimming. 95% just doing flips and handstands in the water. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook must be the site for millionaires, because two cents seem to fall from everywhere. — Adar Burks Copy Share Image
I'm having one of those days where my middle finger is answering all my questions. — Emalie Newhall Copy Share Image
That stressful car ride home from McDonalds when you have to hold the drinks on your lap. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its amazing how crazy I feel when my phone vibrates and Im begging it to be you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls are really dressing up like sluts these days. This one young girl just got up from her seat & I totally… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Go ahead and play your little childish games, I have u figured out, I'm a few steps ahead of u, think u… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fakebook aka when a girl or guy looks good on facebook and acts like they are the shit, but when you actually… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A person that loves you doesnt need to take any promises, he just have to prove that even if he doesnt have… — Laine Copy Share Image
That moment when you are trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water is running. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ladies: Please dress how you would like to be approached and talked to. Don't dress like a hoe and expect to be… — Aicel Copy Share Image
When I wake up, I always hope that someone who loved me as much as I loved him will be here on… — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
I am not addicted to Facebook. I only use it when I have time . . . . . . . .… — Danish Copy Share Image
Facebook is cheaper than a therapy, Twice as effective and you can do it naked. — Kand3n Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you change your facebook status to 'single' and your ex likes it. — Jessica Mcdoodle Copy Share Image
Honey, you're getting Adele. - How I told my Girl friend she's getting fat. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Ever notice when your eating cereal, the back of the box suddenly becomes super interesting? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Keep going each step may get harder but don't stop. The view is beautiful at the top. — Anurag Prakash Ray Copy Share Image
I hate it when I am singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. — Cuts And Scars Copy Share Image
That moment of shame when you walk up to an automatic door and it doesnt open for you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its better to love someone you cant have than to have someone you cant love — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
Facebook rule 1: If I'm not in your photo, don't tag me in your photo. — Ronald Oliver Copy Share Image
A girl gives you breakfast in bed. The woman gives you breakfast and head. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My best friend told me about a great 80's porn site. I fucking hope he meant the 1980's. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts, One for each face. — Emalie Newhall Copy Share Image
OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today is one of those days that I will be using caffeine as if it was life support. — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
I have no idea how I used to look for things in the dark before I had a cellphone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate texting people who don't use smilies. I feel like I'm texting an emotionless robot. — Danish Copy Share Image
That mini heart attack you get when you reach in your pocket and your phone isn't there. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
