I was going to post a status, but then I remembered I have family on Facebook... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're at the grocery store and someones standing by what you need, so just you pretend to look… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Twitter: Where people bitch for everyone's attention and validation from strangers. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Cuddle season is over. It's 'Get the hell away from me, it's hot as f*ck.' weather now... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I open a text and mentally respond then forget to actually respond. — The Blog That Describe Your Life Copy Share Image
Holding a girls hand in public is just another way of saying you're proud to have her . — Danny Waz Copy Share Image
Life without you is like; Facebook without friends, Youtube without videos, and Google with no results... — Adrian Body Copy Share Image
I'm going to do my best for you. I'm gonna fight for you. And if in the end you won't love me,… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
We all know that we are not perfect? So why do we act as if this is the case & hold ourselves… — Alastair Arnott Copy Share Image
I wish my wife would blow me as much as she blows little things out of proportion. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't know why I hold my breath when I wash my face. It's not like I'm going to drown in a… — Merle Anthony Rowland Copy Share Image
The only reason I'm not surprised she slept with him is cause her vagina is rated E for everyone! — Lainie Lindgren Copy Share Image
Old meaning of sorry. I wont do it again. New meaning of sorry. Damn I got caught, next time I need to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me: I'm finally happy. Life: Oh damn, that can't happen. Let me throw something bad in. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today is one of those days that I will be using caffeine as if it was life support. — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
Assumptions are those things we make when we are too lazy to check out the facts. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When I was kid, werewolves and vampires were scary. Now everyone wants to date them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
