Always remember that you can never find a perfect partner to love you the way you wanted, only a person whos willing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when I go to smell something and accidentally touch it with my nose. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When the 'M' of MTV was for music & not for maternity...Those were the days. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Talking about Valentine's Day. Couples walking around, laughing and cuddling each other... And I'm like: Bitch, *myself* will buy me a chocolate! — Anna Dawn Copy Share Image
Me being mean: Can you shut the fuck up? Me being nice: Can you please shut the fuck up? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Stop advertising your relationship on social networks; not everyone want to see you happy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men are simple creatures. 99% of their problems can be solved with sex, sandwiches, or both. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I wont block you or delete you. Im keeping you there so you will be able to see how happy I am… — Unknow Copy Share Image
Whenever someone spells something wrong, I always look to see if the two letters are close on the keyboard. — Ronald Oliver Copy Share Image
I hate waiting the entire week to watch the next episode of my favorite show. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The eyes of the lord search the whole earth order to strengthen those whole heart are fully committed to him.. — Strawberry Copy Share Image
When I'm reading a book and someone asks me what I'm reading, I don't answer. I just raise book up, so they… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its bEtTer tO Let sOmEonE freE tO mAkE OthEr pEopLe hAppy, thAn tryInG yOursELf hOLdInG thAt pErsOn tIghtLy And hUrtInG dEepLy . :-( — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There r many things in life tht will catch your eye, but nly a few things that will catch your heart...!!! :) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you get tagged in a photo on a night, at a place that you either on leaves or… — Kand3n Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you trip and fall and you try to fake it off and someone screams I saw that! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Facebook friend suggestion, yeah I know him, but I fucking hate him. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
