I'm eating right now and I'm not taking pictures of my food. Is that frowned upon these days? Does that make me… — Ephrem Hardin Copy Share Image
Why is it called beauty sleep, when you wake up in the morning and look like crap. — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
A mistake is only a mistake when you dont learn from it. Otherwise it is a LESSON. — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
Thinks its funny when girls use slutty profile pics to get attention, might as well have a status that says my shit… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I look at you, looking at me, now I know why they say the best things are free. :) — Maj Copy Share Image
So... that's my story. I had some pretty amazing friends, and I include in that group even though my whole life I… — Marley Copy Share Image
Even if I fall in love again with someone new, it can never be the way I loved you.. — Xuan Ta Copy Share Image
That moment when you think someone is ignoring you when in reality you just didn't press send. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish I could trade my heart in for another liver. Then I could drink more and care less. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What Mom says are always right. I did ignore what was she saying but as the time goes by it comes right… — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
If facebook did have a dislike button there would be a lot of hurt feelings. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only time you can call shotgun is when you can see the car. Don't try to claim it two hours before… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My ex boyfriends facebook status said 'Suicidal and standing on the edge.' ...So I poked him. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I sit down on a field, I automatically start pulling grass out of the ground. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
LIKE if you have like 50 t-shirts but you only wear 7 of them and complain that you have no clothes¦ — Anonymous Copy Share Image