Hearing a camera shutter noise in a public bathroom can never be for anything normal. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At the end of the day before you sleep, Life should ask you: 'Do you want to save changes?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I get super paranoid whenever I walk into a store with something that they sell there... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The strongest people you know are the ones who need a hug most… Give a hug. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Trying to accomplish a task before the microwave hits 0 like your life depends on it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Instead of saying LOL, I'm gonna say SALTS (Smiled A Little Then Stopped) It's more truthful. — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
Leonardo DiCaprio never died in the Titanic...Last scene; him going underwater. 1st Scene in Inception; he wakes up on a beach. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My Friend dumped his GF last night. To make her feel better, I gave her company in her shower today & BITCH… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Singing to a song you don't really know...but that 15 second part you do know is coming up and you're gonna own… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's 3 Things In Life Every Girl Needs; 1. Love to make her weak. 2. Alcohol to make her strong & 3.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I'll see a girl jogging that's so sexy, I'll jog directly behind her ass until she gets home. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Yesterday, I came home early from work and found my Girlfriend cheating. The lazy bitch has hired a maid for cooking. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Wonders why there are so many feelings going on inside her at the same time, that it seems you don't really feel… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear cheating bastard ,next time right before you say what he/she dont know wont hurt him/her…wait ,pause it right there and think… — Koos Matlala Copy Share Image
That moment when your wide awake and you look over at your friend and there sleeping still:/ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It doesn't even matter what it is. It's automatically cool if it Glows in the dark. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A females smile is better than the duckface…unless her teeth are fucked up. -Just Saying — Ephrem Hardin Copy Share Image
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Who needs a social life when you have Netflix and a fridge full of food? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Human being are some of character in games, They refill energy in sleeping — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Embrace your imperfections for they are the only thing that truly belong to you — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your ex likes your new relationship status on facebook. — Mario Tomasello Copy Share Image
You're so much better than A-Rod at concealing your drug use on the job. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Forget about likes and dislikes. they are of no consequence. Just do what must be done. — Majesty Copy Share Image
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