Best Quote by Funny Download Open image “I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse. -” — Funny ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Best
If you profile picture is a cat I would think your a pussy if it was a mouse I would think the mouse would… — Julie Simonson Copy Share Image
I wonder if my cat would think I'm too clingy if it ever saw how many of its pictures are on my Facebook page. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You Are A Liar When You Update A Status And Say Your Not On Facebook For Likes And Comment. Then Why Are You Updating? — Sabelo Lan Mashabela Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you post the funniest facebook status you have ever written but no one likes ! xP — Komal Copy Share Image
If I send you a text and you don'trespond, and then I see you update Facebook at the same time, you're dead to me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mom thinks theres A mouse in the house beacuse food is always missing , Nigga that mouse is ME !-.- — Jarin Copy Share Image
“If my cats were my facebook friends, our relationship status would be "It's complicated".” — Yasmine Surovec Copy Share Image
I'm on Facebook and the Internet EVERY DAY NUMEROUS TIMES A DAY.Sorry about the shouting but I can't help myself. My mother said her… — Franny Armstrong Copy Share Image
He came to me one night, explored my body, licked- sucked- swallowed and had his fill, when satisfied he left, I was hurt. DAMN… — Funny Copy Share Image
Sex is like pizza: When its good its good, and when its bad its still pretty fucking good. — Funny Copy Share Image
People who have red hair sometimes look and act as if their hair is on fire blondes are dumb sometimes Browns are too sociable… — Funny Copy Share Image
Failures happen. You can't cry over them. You just take it in your stride because you know that you have done your best... Sometimes,… — Divya Dutta Copy Share Image
Scepticism and cynicism about politics is so great that one of the best counters to it is what you can do at a local… — Ed Miliband Copy Share Image
Amongst the financial Twitterati, the term 'muppets' has come to describe any client used and abused by some financial predator. I've adopted the term… — Barry Ritholtz Copy Share Image
It's no wonder Pep is one of the best coaches in the world. When I knew I could work with him I was very… — Ederson Copy Share Image
If we accept being talked to any kind of a way, then we are telling ourselves we are not quite worth the best. And… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
I want to be perceived as a guy who played his best in all facets, not just scoring. A guy who loved challenges. — Michael Jordan Copy Share Image
Life is where you love people and use things not use people and love things. — Babloo Copy Share Image
With every product, the delta between the brand and the reality determines its power over the minds of consumers, and with Trump, that delta… — Rick Wilson Copy Share Image
The human element should be the two players on the court, not the officials. The best officials are the ones you never notice. The… — Gene Scott Copy Share Image
