I curse myself for not grabbing the right time for the thing I waited my whole life! — Habeebah(Kanoorbee Copy Share Image
Pressing the elevator button more than once thinking it will come faster. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Imagine meeting someone who understood even the dustiest corners of your mixed up soul. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's so funny when both of you are close enough on text.. but can't dare to great each other when you see… — Strawberry Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you accidentally make eye contact with your crush and you have no choice but to say nothing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I read the newspaper every day just to see if there's anyone I know in the obituaries or the underwear ads. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That moment when you wake up with a hang over and say I'm not drinking anymore...until the following weekend approaches. — Robert Escalante Copy Share Image
May be our expectations are wrong sometimes not due to situation but due to our own perception !!!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If three people having sex is a threesome, and two people having sex is a twosome, then I know why people call… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when you have a really clever facebook status, and a family member comments on it and butcher's the whole thing. — Sean Tedford Copy Share Image
I hate when someone calls my phone and asks, Who is this? Bitch you called me...Who the fuck Are you?? — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
It's 2012 and we still don't have a toothpaste that doesn't ruin orange juice. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When money grows on trees, you can bet there's a lot of grafting going on. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Real girls stay. Hoes come and go. Little boys play around. Real men settle down. — Dyllan Copy Share Image
I wish I could trade my heart in for another liver. Then I could drink more and care less. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you realize you've kept talking even after your call dropped out... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Worst Feeling Ever: Needing to sneeze, just about to sneeze...don't sneeze. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being at home with loved ones all week has shown me how much I miss my miserable job. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Making a facebook status about me is real mature. I have a face for a reason.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Way to make a girl smile: always tell her You're beautiful. a little lie doesn't matter (: — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
Ladies, when a guy whistles at you, ignore him. You're a lady, not a dog. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why is it called beauty sleep, when you wake up in the morning and look like crap. — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
People that always write statuses and comment their happy their single, aren't. — Livefree2dream44 Copy Share Image
When a waitress tells me the plate is hot I can't help but touch it anyway. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't like your own facebook status. is like giving a high five to your self in public — Michael Add-Star Copy Share Image
You are my song playing so softly in my heart, I reach for you, you seem so near yet so far. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
