When people sign up for love, they forget to read the fine print...which says, not guaranteed to last forever. Pain and tears… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im not saying I hate ya but if you happen to get hit by a bus, I might be the one driving.. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Double life: The person you play on your facebook status. The person you truly are in real life. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Life kicks you around sometimes. It scares you and it beats you up. But there is one day when you realize youre… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People keep telling me the right person will come along. I think mine got hit by a bus or something. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I kill a bug in my house, I leave the dead body around for a bit to warn the others.!!! — Tufail Mehraj Copy Share Image
I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you take a shower in the middle of the day, and you don't know whether to put on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Welcome to Facebook: Where hoes call out hoes when they should be calling out themselves, where people claim their real when really… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your girlfriend gets jealous it's because she's faithful. If another girl has your attention and she doesn't get jealous, it's because… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You never realize how offensive your music is until your parents are sitting in the passenger seat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If U don't hear from me in a few days, then Just Know Am having Brain Upgrade. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That frustrating moment when you don't finish your text before the damn light turns green... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When Words Fail.. Action Speaks.. When Action Fails.. Eyes Speak.. When Eyes Fail.. Tears Speak.. And When Everything Else Fails.. 'Silence' Speaks. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was younger I thought the cool thing was to have tons of friends & be social... now I don't give… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
There's 3 Things In Life Every Girl Needs; 1. Love to make her weak. 2. Alcohol to make her strong & 3.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its amazing the places I will wander to in my house while I talk on the phone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was walking around with my GF when she started playing a Bieber song on cell & now there's vomit all over… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Wisdom is not facts and repetitions of truth repeated back in a pressurised situation such as in an exam hall. — Alastair Arnott Copy Share Image
