I would rather date a guy who's cute, can make me laugh, and has a nice personality than a guy who's popular,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't post hunting for ego boost, yeah I have a tolerance, but it ends with daily selfies. — Aruho Marvin Copy Share Image
When money grows on trees, you can bet there's a lot of grafting going on. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A real man gives up one night stands for a woman he can't stand one night without. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Saying sorry doesnt mean there isnt guilt and forgiving doesnt mean the pain is gone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh, your account is protected? What do you tweet? Nuclear launch codes? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Someone is always gonna talk about you.. so you might as well give them something to talk about — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the MILKMAN says, Do you want it in the front or the back? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. Like this Bible. It cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I may be BENT, but not BROKEN, everything happens for a REASON. Because if GOD brings you to it, HE will bring… — Dix Copy Share Image
Its better to love someone you cant have than to have someone you cant love — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you pick up a phone call and wish you didn't because the caller's asking for something you don't… — Saramae Copy Share Image
I'm the only man who has a marriage license made out To Whom It My Concern . — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I texted my girlfriend a picture of my flaccid penis. I just wanted to let her know I was thinking about her. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Though we adore men individually, we agree as a group they're rather stupid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don`t like you for your looks. But I fell in love with you because of your personality. — Strawberry Copy Share Image
Being single doesn't mean your available , in my case.. I'm single but unavailable wanna know why?? cause I'm inlove with someone… — Strawberry Copy Share Image
