Facebook Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “Don't Take It Seriously * When the DENTIST says, Open wide.” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Facebook Facebook status Funny Funny facebook status Jokes Shit talking Twitter Witty
I guess I'm not a professional's professional. I think I'd rather go to the dentist than play a practice round. — Laura Davies Copy Share Image
The trouble with America is that there are far too many wide open spaces surrounded by teeth. — Charles Luckman Copy Share Image
They say its cold outside. So like a dentist, Im just trying to keep they mouth wide. — Ludacris Copy Share Image
The dentist drills some more and you hear him make a mistake. And to cover it up, they all say the same thing: "Okay,… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
“I just took a shit that smelled like a dentist’s office. Open your mouth.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Ever since I moved to L.A., my dentist - who I love and will die for - is always like, 'When are we getting… — Ayo Edebiri Copy Share Image
There are only two kinds of men who become dentists. The ones who love it and ones who get miserable. Think round and you'll… — Margery Allingham Copy Share Image
And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're on Facebook, and you're supposed to know your sexual orientation at 13... Nobody really knows what's going on at that time, and people… — John Cameron Mitchell Copy Share Image
What is stupidity? It is when you still communicating the person you need to forget. — Kara Angela Copy Share Image
If in the middle of an argument I suddenly fall silent it does not mean you have won... No it means you should probably… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Going through unknown people's profiles and judging them by their pictures is totally normal. — Pradeep Chandra Copy Share Image
As long as that special person makes YOU happy, it shouldn't matter what other people say. — Anonymous Copy Share Image