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I can have threesome only if other two are girls

— Raveen

When it comes to sex, at my age I like threesomes. In case one of us dies.

— Rodney Dangerfield

How come the term 'threesome' is always used in a sexual context? What, nobody plays string instruments any more?

— Dov Davidoff

3 people = Threesome, 2 people = Twosome and 1 person = ???? Guess ..!!!! one-some..!! No its hand-some

— Zach Manal

I almost had a threesome last night, all I needed was two more people.

— Anonymous

I like threesomes with two women, not because I'm a cynical sexual predator. Oh no! But because I'm a romantic. I'm looking for "The…

— Russell Brand

I always wondered about that woman who had that face transplant. If you went to bed with her, would that technically count as a…

— Frankie Boyle

Ok, this is the most unfun threesome I have ever been a part of. Nobody's having sex and someone is yelling. I'm out of…

— James Van Der Beek

He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.

— Adam Carolla

“I call myself bisexual because I acknowledge that I have in myself the potential to be attracted—romantically and/or sexually—to people of more than one…

— Shiri Eisner

Having multiple partners doesn't make you a man or woman! Being honest, loyal, faithful and devoted to ONLY ONE does!!!

— Raylisha Van Staden

That's what they want: two women. Fellas, I think that's a bit lofty. Because, come on, think about it - if you can't satisfy…

— Wanda Sykes