Having sex Quote by James Van Der Beek

I almost had a threesome last night, all I needed was two more people.

— Anonymous

How come the term 'threesome' is always used in a sexual context? What, nobody plays string instruments any more?

— Dov Davidoff

Threesomes are a lot like skydiving. They aren't for everybody, but anyone doing it has a really good time.

— Prince Shawn

He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.

— Adam Carolla

When it comes to sex, at my age I like threesomes. In case one of us dies.

— Rodney Dangerfield

“Have you ever tried to organise a threesome in real life?' I shook my head. I'd only encountered them in porn, but it seemed…

— Olivia Sudjic

All my wife and I do is fight about sex. The other night, we really had it out. Well, I'll put it this way…

— Rodney Dangerfield

Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved

— Woody Allen

To do a threesome you gotta intervene. Her legs so sexy when I'm in-between.

— 2 Chainz

“You definitely have the voice for phone sex, but I've got to go. I have a date with my vibrator." "Oh, Eva." Cross spoke…

— Sylvia Day

Not to brag but I just had 33.3% of a threesome.

— Nikhil Saluja

Just had some great sex! My wife kept screaming for me to stop, but I couldn't hear her over her sister's moaning.

— Nikhil Saluja