When it comes to sex, at my age I like threesomes. In case one of us dies. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
To do a threesome you gotta intervene. Her legs so sexy when I'm in-between. — 2 Chainz Copy Share Image
“Now, I have to decide what I want to do, because I don’t think that they’re down for a threesome.” — K.A. Linde Copy Share Image
“If you’re like most of us, your mama didn’t teach you that threesomes were wholesome.” — Victoria Vantoch Copy Share Image
“Couples seducing a third will find it’s much easier to get a three-way started if the woman takes the lead.” — Victoria Vantoch Copy Share Image
How come the term 'threesome' is always used in a sexual context? What, nobody plays string instruments any more? — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
Jim Cummings, Whoopie Goldberg & Cheech Marin make up this famous Disney threesome. — Alex Trebek Copy Share Image
“You definitely have the voice for phone sex, but I've got to go. I have a date with my vibrator." "Oh, Eva."… — Sylvia Day Copy Share Image
“Threesomes call us to confront jealousy, insecurity, fear of rejection, and a host of of other dark seeds inside ourselves. Three-ways can… — Victoria Vantoch Copy Share Image
Although I get a lot of specialty services like wraps, scrubs, and mustache removal, my favorite is the simple manicure/pedicure. They work… — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
“After several months in our trio relationship, my husband and I started telling friends about our girlfriend... No one seemed to mind… — Victoria Vantoch Copy Share Image
“I’d never been in a threesome before because I’d simply never been interested. I didn’t share the guys I was with, period.… — Sloane Kennedy Copy Share Image
The only siblings I have are half-siblings. My nuclear family would have been an extra-suffocating threesome. Instead, I have an interesting brother… — Jane Smiley Copy Share Image
“I couldn’t find a decent threesome guidebook at the library, so I started scouring the Internet, reading biographies, and asking lots of… — Victoria Vantoch Copy Share Image
It was very nerve-wracking for me. I had to be drunk and have a threesome. I'm not that guy. Bobby Cannavale is… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
Three has always been tougher than Two. Think of any of your famous threesomes. The Three Stooges? Look at the anger there.… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
“Well, I've seen porn!" Evan defends and Dan just looks at him. "Okay, captain Pornie, walk me through it," Dan challenges. "I'll… — Kate Sherwood Copy Share Image
“He is so beautiful," she thought, aching from the sadness that she saw in his eyes. In the late-afternoon sunlight, those eyes… — Shira Anthony Copy Share Image
“If you have half a nothing - sell it for a double something, resell half at double-price, and buy another something and… — Will Advise Copy Share Image
She was my mother. I couldn't threaten to slap, stab, beat or even name call her. I tried to think of something… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
“When Pidge wakes up, let me know, okay?” he said in a soft voice. “I got spaghetti, and pancakes, and strawberries, and… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
“He lay there and felt something and then her hand holding him and searching lower and he helped with his hands and… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
“The erotic pleasure was starting to take on a life of its own for all three” — Bat Maxwell Copy Share Image
He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome. — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
I always wondered about that woman who had that face transplant. If you went to bed with her, would that technically count… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
3 people = Threesome, 2 people = Twosome and 1 person = ???? Guess ..!!!! one-some..!! No its hand-some — Zach Manal Copy Share Image
“So? There's two of us and one of you, and whenever we feel like it, we can be three. That's love too,… — S. Dora Copy Share Image
I could never have a threesome. This is not a threesome body. This is a turn off the lights body, leave your… — Felipe Esparza Copy Share Image
Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They're a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome. — Bobby Heenan Copy Share Image
What about Beck?" "Backwoods Boy? Are you crazy? It'd be a threesome - me, him and his overbearing ego. Definitely doomed to… — Jana Oliver Copy Share Image
![“It was very nerve-wracking for me. I had to be drunk and have a threesome. I'm not that guy. Bobby Cannavale is that guy. But it was Vegas and things got crazy, and it happened. We go to Vegas to try to sign Elvis Presley and things get crazy. My character [in Vinyl] is stoned.” quote by Ray Romano](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/575/ray-romano-3515_character_it-was-very-nerve-wracking-for-me-i-had_87791.jpg)
