Quote by Tyler The Creator

I'll rape a pregnant bitch and tell my friends I had a threesome.

— Tyler The Creator

I had Anal sex with this 26 years old girl, next day she call me up and tell me that I have to pay…

— Glen Rambharack

Ok, this is the most unfun threesome I have ever been a part of. Nobody's having sex and someone is yelling. I'm out of…

— James Van Der Beek

Admit it, at least once in your life you shoved a ball up your shirt and pretended you were pregnant.

— Anonymous

I almost had a threesome last night, all I needed was two more people.

— Anonymous

If I had to do it all again I'd still marry you because you were pregnant.

— Anonymous

When I told Carmen I was pregnant with another boy, she came to me and said, 'Mommy, how about you have another girl then…

— Hilaria Baldwin

Not to brag but I just had 33.3% of a threesome.

— Nikhil Saluja

So you just stole a bait car with your girlfriend, called your whole family to brag about it, and you're pregnant.

— Anonymous

Most creative thing I've ever done? Got somebody pregnant.

— Tracy Morgan

Dont take this offensive.. take it as advice, if I fucked yo bitch once, ill prolly do it twice.

— Slater Beats

Life's a bitch if you die as a Virgin you were already fucked

— Jason