Funny anniversary Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “If I had to do it all again I'd still marry you because you were pregnant.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny anniversary
I'd been trying for all of the eight years we'd been married to have a child, and finally I did. — Marie Windsor Copy Share Image
Being pregnant was a lot like being a child again. There was always someone telling you what to do. — Emily Oster Copy Share Image
I don't want to be married again, for my world once shuttered but along the way someone fix it totally then suddenly I wanted… — Rizza Jeane Teraza Copy Share Image
When I found out I was pregnant, I was over the moon about it, but I was upset I wasn't married! — Jennifer Ellison Copy Share Image
I'd decided that the day I paid off all my debts, I would get married. Exactly two months later, I got hitched. — Sajid Nadiadwala Copy Share Image
If I did not have my wife, I wouldn't be married, I wouldn't have the life that I have and I wouldn't have my… — Brian Littrell Copy Share Image
I would have worked no matter what. I was born and raised that way. It occurred to me to be married second. — Amy Pascal Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today marks the first anniversary of me remembering when your anniversary is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Anniversary to a couple whose age difference is much less creepy now. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Anniversary to someone who was my least deplorable marriage option. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
After all this time, my desire to be with you is still slightly stronger than my desire to be single. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your anniversary is a sobering reminder that the last time I got laid was at your wedding. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
I hope you have a great first anniversary and that this exempts me from ever having to remember it again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
