Today marks the first anniversary of me remembering when your anniversary is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Anniversary to a couple whose age difference is much less creepy now. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Anniversary to someone who was my least deplorable marriage option. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
After all this time, my desire to be with you is still slightly stronger than my desire to be single. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your anniversary is a sobering reminder that the last time I got laid was at your wedding. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
I hope you have a great first anniversary and that this exempts me from ever having to remember it again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm more than happy to answer all your thinly veiled questions about my commitment to you over dinner tonight. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I had to do it all again I'd still marry you because you were pregnant. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's pretty cool that we've been together for however long we've been together. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy anniversary from someone you're probably shocked knew it was your anniversary. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy anniversary from someone who knows more about the inner workings of your marriage than any third party should. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
