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“I'm more than happy to answer all your thinly veiled questions about my commitment to you over dinner tonight.”

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Im sorry I ever tried...

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Being betrayed by the one you love is the worst feeling in the world...

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Let children support their parents or be imprisoned.

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The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much.

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Today marks the first anniversary of me remembering when your anniversary is.

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Happy Anniversary to a couple whose age difference is much less creepy now.

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Happy Anniversary to someone who was my least deplorable marriage option.

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Here's to another year of me pretending to like your significant other.

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After all this time, my desire to be with you is still slightly stronger than my desire to be single.

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Here's to another year of staying together for the kids.

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Your anniversary is a sobering reminder that the last time I got laid was at your wedding.

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Let's celebrate the day you gave up on finding anyone better than me.

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I hope we can never afford a divorce.

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Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.

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I hope you have a great first anniversary and that this exempts me from ever having to remember it again.

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If I still had a soul, you'd be its mate.

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