Funny Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “Not to brag but I just had 33.3% of a threesome.” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
When it comes to sex, at my age I like threesomes. In case one of us dies. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Trying to be able to have, let's say, more than three partners was absolutely impossible, at least for my own relationships. — Tim Harford Copy Share Image
Threesomes are a lot like skydiving. They aren't for everybody, but anyone doing it has a really good time. — Prince Shawn Copy Share Image
I always wondered about that woman who had that face transplant. If you went to bed with her, would that technically count as a… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
“Have you ever tried to organise a threesome in real life?' I shook my head. I'd only encountered them in porn, but it seemed… — Olivia Sudjic Copy Share Image
I like threesomes with two women, not because I'm a cynical sexual predator. Oh no! But because I'm a romantic. I'm looking for "The… — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
Ok, this is the most unfun threesome I have ever been a part of. Nobody's having sex and someone is yelling. I'm out of… — James Van Der Beek Copy Share Image
If three people having sex is a threesome, and two people having sex is a twosome, then I know why people call me handsome. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome. — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
