Bed Quote by Frankie Boyle

I almost had a threesome last night, all I needed was two more people.

— Anonymous

If three people having sex is a threesome, and two people having sex is a twosome, then I know why people call me handsome.

— Anonymous

I can have threesome only if other two are girls

— Raveen

You might call her two faced, but in my opinion she got one for each side of her head..

— Author Name

“Have you ever tried to organise a threesome in real life?' I shook my head. I'd only encountered them in porn, but it seemed…

— Olivia Sudjic

Shes a slut for having sex with one guy? Thats funny since Im pretty sure you sleep with more guys every night than you…

— MeaghanB

Not to brag but I just had 33.3% of a threesome.

— Nikhil Saluja

She's a twosome, she's a foursome, if she'd lose some, I would like her more some.

— Arthur Godfrey

I like threesomes with two women, not because I'm a cynical sexual predator. Oh no! But because I'm a romantic. I'm looking for "The…

— Russell Brand

“The only threesome I've ever experienced is with Pantene 2 in 1”

— josh stern

How come the term 'threesome' is always used in a sexual context? What, nobody plays string instruments any more?

— Dov Davidoff

Why is she wearing that face, if she has another one?

— Anonymous