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“How come the term 'threesome' is always used in a sexual context? What, nobody plays string instruments any more?”

Dov Davidoff

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All politicians promise that which they cannot deliver. I just wish they did so less gleefully.

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Being anti-social can also mean that you're aware of how annoying it is to be social.

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Life is fragile, unless your in the NFL in which case you'll need to wear padding.

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Fake titties are inversely proportioned to their owners level of self esteem. This being said, part of me loves them.

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