Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to enhance your sex life. So what are you waiting for? Get that gerbil out of your pants
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to gauge the level of reciprocated sexual interest of the person or object of your desire. A brick works…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be God’s gift to man (and woman), and we wouldn’t even know it because we’re all obsessed with iPads, luxury cars,…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a sex toy. Well, I say sex toy, but the politician strapped to the bed would probably say…

— Jarod Kintz

“Bricks could be used to build structures that homosapiens can live in and engage in homosexuality in. Crazy, right? Well, it is 2012, and…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a cock block. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to get a new job. Hire me! I have a brick, and I’m not afraid to use it.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a medallion on the end of a necklace, much like human testicles aren’t used. It’s a shame, really,…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to satisfy your hunger—and satisfy my curiosity.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to enhance your social status. Just affix it to the hood of your car, like a Mercedes ornament.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to help define your rigid beliefs. I put my beliefs to bed, along with the hooker I rented for…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be employed to stop global warming, by using it to clog up the world’s smallest volcano. I would use my penis…

— Jarod Kintz