Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts, One for each face. — Emalie Newhall Copy Share Image
That moment when you're up so late you start calculating how many hours of sleep you'd get if you fell asleep at… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Practicing your signature over & over again, just in case one day you become famous. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is free too bad the phone there coming out with is but it isn't. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
If you don't like me, it's simple. Don't look at me, don't follow me, don't converse about me & don't pretend that… — Kiki Strack Copy Share Image
Its amazing how crazy I feel when my phone vibrates and Im begging it to be you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Look Ladies.... Some of y'all want a man who will always treat you like a queen. And it seems that every man… — Bryan Burden Copy Share Image
There's nothing more comfortable than sleeping while someone else gets ready for work. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your mom is washing the dishes, and you put one in the sink. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When life gives me lemons, I'm like What's the catch? Because in this expensive world no one's just giving away free lemons. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm not religious, but the first thing I do in the Morning is look at the clock and pray I have more… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think Im starting to think I buy bananas just to watch them die a slow death in my own home. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pressing the elevator button more than once thinking it will come faster. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece: Gently aging, but still a warmand desirable place to visit. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm having one of those days where my middle finger is answering all my questions. — Emalie Newhall Copy Share Image
If one begins to look for love, he will find it. If he puts any conditions on love, there will be obstacles.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only thing worse than having a song stuck in your head is not knowing the name of the damn song! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
