Facebook status Quotes · Page 24

I'm single but my heart is all taken by someone that I can't even have.

— OhItsVynn

If I'm what I eat, then why isn't me saying meow?

— Nikhil Saluja

If you quit Facebook, don't be pissed when I forget your birthday.

— Danish

It's funny how everyday seems the same, yet when you look back a lot has changed.

— Nikhil Saluja

Facebook is a popularity contest...and I'm losing.

— Anonymous

We're in a love triangle between me, you and my love for pizza.

— Emanuel Sebastiao

NASCAR : The most exciting sport for people who have never seen a fucking freeway.

— Nikhil Saluja

They should have cellphone chargers in waiting rooms instead of magazines.

— Anonymous

The week seems to go by at the speed of a snail. Unless it's the weekend. Then the snail rides a fucking…

— Anonymous

Stupidity is unattractive then again so is someone trying too hard to prove they're intelligent. Guess I'm hard to satisfy?

— Brian Zilinek

I need to talk to you Is the one sentence that has the power to make you remember every bad thing you've…

— Anonymous

I have no yesterdays, time took them away, tomorrow may not be mine, but I have today. So wish you a very…

— Anonymous

Rejection doesnt hurt, expectations does. Lying doesnt kill, denial does & forgetting doesnt heal forgiveness does..

— Anonymous

It's morning again get up and wear a perfect smile! embrace the day, with sheer delight and thank the Lord, For an…

— Kara

I wish fire trucks and ambulances played, 'Move bitch! Get out the way!' instead of using sirens.

— Anonymous

You Stole My Status And Never Acknowledged Me. That's Facebook Plagiarism And You Won't Graduate To Be A Feleb

— Sabelo Lan Mashabela

That awesome feeling when you buy new clothes & wear them for the first time.

— Anonymous

Only knowing one part to a song so you just keep singing the same line for the whole day.

— Anonymous

I hate you to the moon and back, That's alot of hate to give (: Feel special bitch ¥

— Sarthakx

That awkward moment when your voice cracks right when you start talking to your crush..

— King Dennie

Once you've been hurt, your scared to get attached again.

— Anonymous

The little dance your thumbs do you aren't sure how to reply to a text.

— Anonymous

Just realized the tooth fairy teaches us to sell our body parts for money!

— Anonymous

Bitches b like long hair dont care known damn well they shit shorter than a Instagram video

— IG:Catone_2funny

Miss a phone call. Call back thirty seconds later. They dont answer.

— Kand3n

When getting divorced remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.

— Nikhil Saluja

Listening to songs from when you were younger and realizing how dirty the lyrics are.

— Anonymous

Holding a girls hand in public is just another way of saying you're proud to have her .

— Danny Waz

In their last moments, people show you who they really are

— Nikhil Saluja

It's hard for me to say I love you because the word you isn't beer or sex or football.

— Nikhil Saluja

Nothing is scarier than having 5 missed calls from your mom.

— Anonymous

Put that on your Facebook status and suck it!!!!

— Lexi

The kiss, a sweet discovery of oneself after a long search.

— Nikhil Saluja

To young for marriage, to old for games, to smart for players and to fly for lames.

— Amanda

In Kindergarten we called them cooties...in High School we call them STD's.

— Tanya Bianco

Dear Facebook, Pretty Soon, They'll All Abandon You, Too. Sincerely, MySpace

— Toni Watson

If plan A didnt work, the alphabet has 25 more letters. Stay Cool.

— Becca

You live, you laugh, you love, you learn. You scream, you cry, you crash, you burn.

— Anonymous

Trying to find the best quotes on Google to put on your facebook status, just to get attention!

— Anonymous

She became a lifeguard at the beach and kept the buoys in line.

— Nikhil Saluja