Admit it; you're scared to text him because you feel like you're annoying him. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Saving a photo as 'gdhagfdgvsl' because you're too lazy to write a proper title. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I dont have to please you, besides I am not a facebook status to be liked — Author Name Copy Share Image
Dropping your cell on your face while trying to read something while in bed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes, we stop talking to a person, because we no longer know what to say anymore... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The most awkward place to run into a homeless person is on your way to a Coinstar. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only thing that makes me laugh more is people keeping count of how many people they have as friends on there… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
When Facebook asks what's on your mind? Where are you? Who are you with? I can't help but wonder, 'Mom is that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Before you marry someone, ask yourself, 'Will they be a good killing partner during the zombie apocalypse?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook: Posting half naked pictures but you clam you want a gentle man... AND you wonder why you haven't found one. — AlexGman Copy Share Image
Let's all pretend we're shocked that a professional football player committed sociopathic violence. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
More future the world, more slim the technology; But me no, more future the world, more fat I am — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Definition Of A Human Being: A Creature That Chops Down Trees, Makes It Into Paper, And Writes, SAVE TREES On That Same… — Toni Watson Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw that you cared, and I wanted to be everything that I could be. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Admit it, you listen to other strangers conversations and mentally give your opinion. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being single is much better than in a relationship with someone who always hurt you. — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
If the loser keeps his smile, the winner will loose the thrill of victory. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great. — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
Astronaut restaurant review from the moon: The food is fine but there's not much atmosphere. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When the 'M' of MTV was for music & not for maternity...Those were the days. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im not saying I hate ya but if you happen to get hit by a bus, I might be the one driving.. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
I wrote the story myself. Its about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. — Emalie Newhall Copy Share Image
Whats more awkward, answering Dora, or sitting in silence while she stares at you? — Danish Copy Share Image
If someone stole your tweet just write 50 more tweets or have them murdered. Simple. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I need a boyfriend No, u WANT a boyfriend. u NEED water, cause u sound thirsty. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
John Deere's manure spreader is the only equipment the company won't stand behind. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Hey Verification Code, I have no idea what the f*ck that says but I swear I'm human. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Old Saying ¦ Think before you speak. New saying ¦ GOOGLE, before you post. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
Ladies, you are delusional if you think you can give me a hand job better than I can. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
