Many things give us joy in life, but not nearly as much joy as finding money in a parking lot. — Bilal Zahoor Copy Share Image
We all have that one friend with the hot sister everyone wants to get with. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't feel sad when I see my X flirting with someone ...come On!!!! I'm generous I share my used toy's to… — Strawberry Copy Share Image
How we all always forget that there are more people helping the victims than those people creating the victims. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
She wanted to sign up as an organ donor, but all she had was a guitar. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Ghetto word of the Day - Disappointment. My Parole officer said if I miss disappointment they gone send me back to Jail. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it. — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
Human being are some of character in games, They refill energy in sleeping — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The week seems to go by at the speed of a snail. Unless it's the weekend. Then the snail rides a fucking… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone asks 'do you remember me' and you have no clue who they are. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People don't want to hear the news anymore; they more worry about celebrity scandal, gossip. The news doesn't have to be truthful… — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
Roses are red, Facebook is blue. Mutual friends are great, but who the f*ck are you? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Covering your eyes during horor movies. But watching it through your fingers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd like to shake the man's hand who first thought about putting chocolate syrup in milk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Honestly, I don't have time to hate people who hate me, because I'm too busy loving people who love me. — Zoya Copy Share Image
Ladies, place your heart in the hands of God & he will place it in the hands of a man who he… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only thing a woman wants people saying behind her back is nice ass. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
