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“My boyfriend isn't allowed to watch E.T, why the fuck does he wanna watch his ex girlfriend find her way home.” quote by Anonymous — Download Open image

“My boyfriend isn't allowed to watch E.T, why the fuck does he wanna watch his ex girlfriend find her way home.”

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