Twitter: Where people bitch for everyone's attention and validation from strangers. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when the same person you deleted off Facebook tries to add you again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They only want you when they can't have you and when they can have you they don't want you. — Ephrem Hardin Copy Share Image
When someone you even don't know, hates you...that's when you know you're the best! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when two frenemies say I love you! on Facebook... — Lisette Alfaro Copy Share Image
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
What if Men In Black was really real, but we just cant remember because weve all been neutralized? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I dont always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do...my keys are in the wrong pocket. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just killed a spider and there's blood everywhere because the spider was on my wife's face. I'm a murderer, guys. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Time may stop, days maybe over, months may go, years may pass, world may end, but ders 1thng dat wil surely remain!… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you get mad at someone and slam the door then realized you forgot something so you have to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's nothing worse than your foot falling asleep and having to stomp around like a dinosaur until it wakes up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Right after you watch a scary movie and you hear the the slightest sound, you turn around, ready to throw down. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Most people want to be the sun to brighten up your day. But I would rather be the moon that shines down… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you mix up your sweet breath for your visine your going to have a bad day. — Antonio Copy Share Image
The sad thing about facebook is it's more accurate than the weather man. — Kayla Zmayefski Copy Share Image
I scream, you scream, both of us scream because we are being murdered while eating ice cream. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when two people start a conversation on YOUR Facebook status!.. — Naresha Copy Share Image
I used to love my neighbors, then one day they put a fucking password on their WIFI — Avalon Copy Share Image
Ofcourse gay men dress well... They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Not everyone is going to like you and you are not going to like everyone. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
One of the hardest things to do is trying to plug in your charger in when it's completely dark. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish people were like money so I could hold them to the light to see which ones are real. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Putting on jeans: Left leg, right leg, wiggle, jump, done! Who else does this? ;] — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
I just need a search engine that'll remember exactly what I was about to Google when I forget. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A dentist and a manicurist married. .. . . They fought tooth and nail. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
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