Things in my life that are priceless are my best friends for life! They're priceless, no one allowed buy them from me. — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
The cure for aids could be written somewhere in the Terms and Conditions, and we would never know. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you think someone was waving at you, so you wave back, then play it off like you were… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If we have 75 mutual friends on Facebook and we aren't friends, the likelihood that I fucking hate you is 100%. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Turning on the TV: 10% to watch shows and 90% to use it as background noise. Just so I feel less lonely… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw tears come from your eyes, and I learned that sometimes things hurt, but it's… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Best of luck not getting murdered by the roommate you found on Craigslist. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw that you cared, and I wanted to be everything that I could be. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Guys, don't wish for anything you don't want... Santa gets real busy. — Aruho Marvin Copy Share Image
So I wrote to my buddy James Cameron .. u know that titanic dude ... anywaysss I was complaining about that whole… — Joey Bones Copy Share Image
When I say 'I'll think about it,' what I really mean is: 'I'll forget about it completely until you bring it up… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awesome feeling when you buy new clothes & wear them for the first time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's okay if you insult me, I can handle it. But if you insult my friend, I'm gonna punch you in face… — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
I think am the favorite BOOK of BillIONs of Readers and Song for few Blinds! — Junior Dè Rèál Testament Copy Share Image
Cocks are a lot like ovens. You would rather a woman was operating it but sometimes you have to use it yourself. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I hate when people always use yolo to make a sentence sound cool, 'Just bought underwear, yolo.' — Patience Copy Share Image
I always thought it made more sense to pour Gatorade on the losing coach. — Typical Me Copy Share Image
