That awkward moment when someone asks 'do you remember me' and you have no clue who they are. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People Upload here like its a Facebook status. Heres a quote, Bitch Don't Be Average ! — Anthony Vargas Copy Share Image
Spending half of the movie wondering where you've seen the actor before. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're ever feeling down, just remember that I'll always be there to feel you up. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Flipping your pillow over to get the cold side is probably one of the best things ever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That sad moment when you dip your Oreo into the milk for too long and it breaks off. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you post a funny status on Facebook and someone has to ruin it by commenting being all serious. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not religious, but the first thing I do in the Morning is look at the clock and pray I have more… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when I ask my mom how to spell something and she sais look it up in the dictionary. I would… — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
No matter how many cute faces you set your EYES upon, if you already have set your HEART for someone, you will… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The secret of being happy is accepting who and where you are in life and making the most out of everyday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never wait for someone to be online..never wait for someone's msg like u won't survive if u won't get it..and when one… — Raveen Copy Share Image
That awesome moment when the whole class laughed at what you said, so you just sit there like a boss. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the HUNTER says, Goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Many things give us joy in life, but not nearly as much joy as finding money in a parking lot. — Bilal Zahoor Copy Share Image
Depending on what you did last night is either a Good Morning or a regretful one.. — JREYES Copy Share Image
Sometimes, the only thing left to do is to let go even if it's the hardest thing to do. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Pregnancy used to be a beautiful thing...Now it's just like... 'Oh wow, she's pregnant too?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My ex changed his Facebook status tosuicidal and on the edge.. so I poked him. — Camille Cassie Govender Copy Share Image
Politician: Whoever shakes your hand before elections and your wallet after elections. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Run if you must. Reason if you need. Kneel if you need…If all fails. Fight till the end! — Rizzi Vicci Copy Share Image
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Starbucks acts like they're so fancy. You sell hot black water and muffins. Calm down. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When a woman agrees to give her husband head for no reason --- there is a reason. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I hate it when you sit down in shorts and suddenly your thighs look 9867484949 times fatter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I bet plants go like 'Weeeeeeeee!' whenever they're swallowed by a giraffe. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
