One of the great mysteries of life is how a man can leave his car keys in the refrigerator. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Pumpkin Spice Lattes are to college girls; what mini-shooters of whiskey are to alcoholics. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate those cheap pencils with erasers that mess up the paper more than the mistake you want to erase. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm in a love/hate relationship with my bed. I love crawling into it at night, I hate leaving it in the morning. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I ask to suck your boobs when I wake up, does that count as sleeping like a baby? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
What if Men In Black was really real, but we just cant remember because weve all been neutralized? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What Facebook meant to me..? An application to update my fav. things, like soccer, mobile models, latest movies AND LATEST but USELESS… — Chakshu Aggarwal Copy Share Image
Two face people are like the penny so worthless no one wants them around any more. — Zabi Khojazada Copy Share Image
I hate knowing that I care more about other people than other people will ever care about me — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook rule 1: If I'm not in your photo, don't tag me in your photo. — Ronald Oliver Copy Share Image
Like if you always wanted to have the force like Popeye after eating Spinach — Kand3n Copy Share Image
Phone in 80's : Something futuristic Phone in 90's : Only for emergency Phone in 20's : Important life Phone in future : baby toys — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it; you're scared to text him because you feel like you're annoying him. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A dentist and a manicurist married. .. . . They fought tooth and nail. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Difference people difference style difference result with difference perceptions and there the trademark and the differences views from other people will see… — Diana Yan Manan Copy Share Image
