I like a song, I download it, I listen to it a million times, and then I can't stand it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why is the majority of people & things today based on image, like if someone does'nt meet your attractive status ,people think… — Syoung Copy Share Image
That Exciting moment when you can't even sleep, cause you know there's somthing big about to happen the next day, (Good or… — Syoung Copy Share Image
Mom, thank you for all that you've done and still do. I do love you and no one can replace my love… — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
They only want you when they can't have you and when they can have you they don't want you. — Ephrem Hardin Copy Share Image
Astronaut restaurant review from the moon: The food is fine but there's not much atmosphere. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Jim Apple finds introducing himself very problematic when holidaying in France. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When someone yells stop; I don't know if it's in the name of love, it's hammer time, or if I should collaborate… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ladies, you are delusional if you think you can give me a hand job better than I can. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone tells you to stop apologizing and you reply by saying, 'I'm sorry.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May be our expectations are wrong sometimes not due to situation but due to our own perception !!!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you make a meal and take it to a friend who was sick, and… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Ladies, Don't worry - if you haven't found the man of your dreams yet, there's always a vibrator. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
U r d beat of my heart Lover of my soul Ill never leave U & never wanna U let go U… — Strawberry Copy Share Image
We are stuck in a generation where loyalty is just a tattoo, love is a quote and lying is the new truth. — Armin Ferizovic Copy Share Image
Leonardo DiCaprio never died in the Titanic...Last scene; him going underwater. 1st Scene in Inception; he wakes up on a beach. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If there must be a trouble let it be in my day, then my children can live in peace. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
4 Rules for texting a girl: 1) Don't take 40 minutes to reply. 2) Use good grammar. 3) Ask Questions. 4) Always use the smiley face — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Well, let's just call them, uh, Mr. X and Mrs. Y. So anyway, Mr. X would say, 'Marge, if this doesn't get… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
