Seeing a 'Do not disturb' sign and automatically assuming people in there are having sex. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have always considered myself an expert on women's liberation . In the last fifteen years ,I have given two their freedom myself. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There are so many life stanges, and which one you are inl? — Simphiwe Scientist Dumi Copy Share Image
I don't kno whats beta texting or the inbox on facebook at least you can see if they saw it on facebook — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
A day without a simple communication is a MISS.. and a week without even a single glace ,talk and text is a… — Strawberry Copy Share Image
The ones that learn by reading............ The few who learn by observation.......... The rest of them have to pee on the electric… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Weare often let down by the most trusted persons and loved by the most unexpected ones. Some makes us cry for things… — Shazo Copy Share Image
Who else has dropped the phone on their face while laying in bed reading Facebook? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Teacher. Please stop make us sleepy, we have no bed in class. Sincerely, students. — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
Smoking weed is legal in 6 states. Having sex with a horse is legal in 23. Good going America. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
More future the world, more slim the technology; But me no, more future the world, more fat I am — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your voice cracks right when you start talking to your crush.. — King Dennie Copy Share Image
No matter how old I get, I'm still gonna mentally sing the ABC's to see which letter comes next. — Carlos Banks Copy Share Image
A man is a king, a king is a ruler. A ruler is 12 inches, still think ur a man? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate driving behind log trucks, all I can think about is Final Destination... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can tell a lot about a person from the Facebook statuses he or she likes. — Jatin Tanwer Copy Share Image
