Facebook status Quotes · Page 36

Someone please tell Facebook that all relationships are complicated.

— Anonymous

Don't post hunting for ego boost, yeah I have a tolerance, but it ends with daily selfies.

— Aruho Marvin

Its better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

— Enhance Dreams

I can change my status but can't change the way I feel about you.

— Anonymous

I think am the favorite BOOK of BillIONs of Readers and Song for few Blinds!

— Junior Dè Rèál Testament

Wonders how many people can go a whole week without going on Facebook?

— Becca

A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation.

— Nikhil Saluja

Please stop sarcasm me on your facebook status, removed me from your friend list..it's free..

— Diana Yan Manan

That awkward moment when people start stuff on your Facebook status and you just don't want to get involved.

— Anonymous

Guys will never understand periods, and girls will never understand boners, lets leave it at that...

— Anonymous

LIKE if you have like 50 t-shirts but you only wear 7 of them and complain that you have no clothes¦

— Anonymous

I've been in relationships, but I'd rather be alone. If a guy can't treat me right, I can manage on my own.

— Anonymous

Post...What is in your Heart..! Like...What Impressed your heart..! Command...with the touch of your heart..! Share...Attract yours friend's Heart..! your friends moreeee…

— ArunVino

People keep telling me the right person will come along. I think mine got hit by a bus or something.

— Anonymous

LIKE if the last thing you do every night and the first thing you do every morning is check your phone.

— Anonymous

Experts say caffeine is bad for you, fat is bad you, sugar is bad for you...But dont worry, worrying is also bad…

— Kand3n

Facebook is like boys, once you understand them they change.

— Hussein Nishah

I hate waiting the entire week to watch the next episode of my favorite show.

— Anonymous

Do not ever underestimate my ability to find shit out.

— Anonymous

1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance... The 5 stages of buying fruits.

— Kand3n

Everyone deserves to be loved. Its what you do with the love is what makes the relationship..

— Kevin McCarty

What was the first tweet of twitter? Probably about assholes coming soon.

— Nikhil Saluja

I heard good looks can kill. So please don't look at me ,i don't wanna see you die..!

— Simi Ngr

You dont have to like me I'm not a Facebook Status.

— Wiz Khalifa

My facebook status may not inspire you, but I'm sure someone is deeply touched by it.

— Simphiwe Scientist Dumi

It's just Facebook, I wish people would keep it real and stop frontin.

— Anonymous

Never waste your words on those who deserve your silence

— Mercy Pheona

A girl will warm your heart. The woman will warm your parts.

— Nikhil Saluja

The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.

— Johnneil Bertrand

When you're at the top of a roller coaster, SHIT JUST GOT REAL!

— Anonymous

What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm sending you some kisses, I know you like them.

— Nikhil Saluja

Who needs porn sites when Facebook is becoming one...

— Amit Verma

We all have that one friend with the hot sister everyone wants to get with.

— Anonymous

When you don't give someone your attention, they have no power over you.

— Emanuel Sebastiao

That commercial where that guy tries to talk backwards >>> lol

— HelloKittyObessed

Here I confess; I miss being silly with you, laughing with you, smiling because of you.

— Kara

Dont you hate when the person youre Facebook-stalking never updates anything.

— Anonymous

Have more than you show and speak less than you know.

— Maj

5 Rules of happiness 1. Don't Hate 2. Don't Worry 3. Give More 4. Expect Less 5. Live Simply.

— Anonymous