Call me a fashion fuckup but I refuse to disregard 1/2 my wardrobe just cause some fool said white wasn't okay after… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If her husband walks in while you're fucking her... ask him to join. You're already fucked anyways... — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone is staring at you and laughing at the same time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A real friend is a friend who's able to remember your birthday without Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think bathrooms should be soundproof so we can sing as loudly as we want to. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh woowww.. Im that invisible to you now??? Thats cool. Ive always wanted to have superpowers. — Kand3n Copy Share Image
2 Hot 2 Handle; 2 Cold 2 Burn, 2 Young 2 Teach; 2 Old 2 Learn. 2 Hard 2 Bend; 2 Strong… — DeAngelo Stokes Copy Share Image
Ladies: Men wouldn't cheat if you did a little less nagging, and a little more gagging. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
BRB Have to run to the toilet, but I'll be back in two shakes of a man's penis. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Mumbling along to a song you dont really know but that 15 second part you do know is coming and you're gonna… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Use your smile to change this world. Don't let this world change your smile — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The son of a bitch moment when you're walking around the house in socks and you step on a wet spot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
THEY'RE going THERE with THEIR friends. Seriously, it's not f*cking rocket science. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One of the hardest things to do is trying to plug in your charger in when it's completely dark. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Showing your friend a funny video on YouTube and constantly checking their face to make sure they're enjoying it... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I Am Me, I Like Being Me. And I Need Nobody To Make Me Somebody. I Don't Care If People Don't Like… — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
I'm not saying I'm smarter than Steve Jobs, but I would have made the iPhone chargers a few feet longer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My girlfriend told me I'm awful in bed. I don't know how she can tell in 30 seconds. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
