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— Anonymous

“He wore his hair in a way that suggested he'd just rolled out of bed after thrashing all night. In an earlier decade, your…

— Marshall Thornton

Guy: Wanna hear a joke about my d*ck? Nvm its too long. Girl: Wanna hear a joke about my p*ssy? Nvm you wont get…

— Anonymous

LeBron's had so many legendary moments because he was in the NBA Finals eight or nine years straight, and because to that his brand…

— Jay Williams

When you mention to people growing up in Cleveland they bring up the river catching on fire, or LeBron James leaving, they have these…

— Celeste Ng

“No time for jokes," Nakamura said. "Is Neil there?" "Let's just say I'm Sleeping Beauty's personal assistant right now." "I guess that makes you…

— Kevin Sylvester

When the Cleveland Cavaliers lost the 2015 NBA Finals to Golden State, LeBron James sat motionless in the locker room, staring straight ahead, still…

— Charles Krauthammer

No pickup lines! They're the worst. But I love jokes.

— Sylvia Hoeks

“More recently, Magic Johnson and Larry Bird faced each other on the basketball court as arch-competitors—first in high school, continuing through college, and culminating…

— Leonard Sweet

Guy ; you wanna hear a joke about my dick ? . never mind it to long girl ; you wanna hear a joke…

— Necoleee

I'm LeBron's 'No. 1 Critic' and his 'Biggest Hater.' I feel a little like Shailene Woodley's character in 'Divergent.' The government is going to…

— Skip Bayless

Russell Crowe likes to tell jokes, which I can't. I can't remember a joke to save my life. I don't have a brain for…

— Rachel McAdams