1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance... The 5 stages of buying fruits. — Kand3n Copy Share Image
My facebook status may not inspire you, but I'm sure someone is deeply touched by it. — Simphiwe Scientist Dumi Copy Share Image
Words of Wisdom: it's easier to change a condom than it is to change a diaper. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Choose a guy who takes you to his house to meet his parents, not his bedroom. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's 3 Things In Life Every Girl Needs; 1. Love to make her weak. 2. Alcohol to make her strong & 3.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I'll see a girl jogging that's so sexy, I'll jog directly behind her ass until she gets home. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Yesterday, I came home early from work and found my Girlfriend cheating. The lazy bitch has hired a maid for cooking. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That moment when you wake up with a hang over and say I'm not drinking anymore...until the following weekend approaches. — Robert Escalante Copy Share Image
That moment when you have a really clever facebook status, and a family member comments on it and butcher's the whole thing. — Sean Tedford Copy Share Image
I hate when someone calls my phone and asks, Who is this? Bitch you called me...Who the fuck Are you?? — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
I hate those cheap pencils with erasers that mess up the paper more than the mistake you want to erase. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When somebody says 'It's getting hot in here' I automatically think, 'So take off all your clothes.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Roses are red, Facebook is blue. Mutual friends are great, but who the f*ck are you? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
With so many girls using filter, I'm assuming true beauty is hard to find nowadays — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
Sometimes the storm's not only make us stronger…but they bring us closer together — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't post hunting for ego boost, yeah I have a tolerance, but it ends with daily selfies. — Aruho Marvin Copy Share Image
Few things anger me more than having a song stuck in my head that I don't know the lyrics to. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nurse: A woman that wakes you up in the middle of the night to give you sleeping pills. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Who cares if people dont like me,after all,im not a facebook status to be liked. — Redeyeen Copy Share Image
While youre on the other line Ill keep thinking about, Ways that I can make you mine. — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
When girls want love they offer sex, when guys want sex they offer love. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I said It would take too long to explain. I really meant I have no idea how it works. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's my mouth I say what I want too, and it's my wall I can write anything I feel like to write — Junior Dè Rèál Testament Copy Share Image
My hair looks good: 3% at school. 7% at home. 90% before I'm about to shower. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
