Who else wakes up in the morning and checks their Facebook like its the morning paper? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you need to keep moving. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Loving someone dont need any REASON... It doesn't matter the age gap.. Doesn't matter how she/he looks.. Doesn't matter the way she/he… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Spending half of the movie wondering where you've seen the actor before. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its a crazy day when guys wanna see a movie about a teddy bear and girls wanna see a movie about strippers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A moment of silence for those girls and boys who don't work because they are Prince/Princesses on Facebook. — Danish Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when people think your guy best friend is your boyfriend... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey Subway, just make everything 5 dollars forever and shut the hell up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't care about popularity or on how many numbers a blogger can have or how long each word exist. Because it's… — Gien Caytuna Copy Share Image
You Stole My Status And Never Acknowledged Me. That's Facebook Plagiarism And You Won't Graduate To Be A Feleb — Sabelo Lan Mashabela Copy Share Image
Dear cheating bastard ,next time right before you say what he/she dont know wont hurt him/her....wait ,pause it right there and think… — Koos Matlala Copy Share Image
Sometimes, we stop talking to a person, because we no longer know what to say anymore... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A friend would hurt you, but a best friend would kick their ass if they hurt you. — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
It hurts 2 hope for some1 who's already happy with someone else but what hurts most is when you own the person… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So I heard you got another chick , girlfriend number two , side bitch. I heard it from my sidekick , still… — Brittany Provo Copy Share Image
You can write and post the thoughts and stop thinking if your friend will like it or not the important is you… — Mitch Alapan Copy Share Image
MyWeakness; cute texts, tight hugs, and chill nights talking about everything & nothing. — King Dennie Copy Share Image
Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Swimming: 5% Swimming. 95% just doing flips and handstands in the water. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He'll never be better than he is on the first date. Unless he's rich and hasn't told you yet. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
