Facebook status Quotes · Page 38

Everyone hates being humiliated. Yet, karaoke still exists...

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when your parents ask if you like anyone.

— Anonymous

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain: Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

— Nikhil Saluja

Conference: One man's confusion multiplied by the number of people there.

— Nikhil Saluja

If you wanna know something, ask me. Don't assume. That's how drama starts.

— Tanya Bianco

Even if women came with Terms & Conditions, you still wouldnt read them.

— Nikhil Saluja

Just saw two homeless men hitting each other with pieces of cardboard. Pillow fight!!

— Nikhil Saluja

Nothing is sexier than someone who wants you as much as you want them.

— Anonymous

I laugh when I read hello need your prayers urgently posts coz if I have to pray for someone then god will…

— Raveen

Because of Facebook I never miss an argument, know when there's gonna be a fight and when people break up.

— Anonymous

Look it's very simple:You be nice to me,I'll be nice to you. You dare to be bad, I have got a good…

— Simi Ngr

Welcome to Facebook. The Weather today: An 80% chance of game requests, a 10% chance of pokes, and a 100% certainty of drama

— Anonymous

This is how my week goes. Mooooooooooooonday, Tuuuuuuuesday, Weeeeeeednesday, Thuuuuuuursday, FridaySaturdaySunday.

— Anonymous

I learn that life is a book, every day is a new page, every month is a new chapter and every year…

— Enhance Dreams

Double life: The person you play on your facebook status. The person you truly are in real life.

— Kevin McCarty

I am get stuck exactly what you want actually in photography? You criticized one another comrades just because photography? better focus on…

— Diana Yan Manan

Three Things to Prevent... Laziness, Falsehood and Slander.

— Nikhil Saluja

Never knew liking somebody status on facebook ment you had to know them.

— Anonymous

My favorite kind of coffee is the the kind where no one talks to me while I'm drinking it.

— Anonymous

If you separate the whites and the colored clothes during laundry, you're a racist.

— Nikhil Saluja

You dont have tolike me , I'm not a facebook status

— Jeanna

I hate knowing that I care more about other people than other people will ever care about me

— Nikhil Saluja

I hate when my parents never let me go anywhere and then ask me why I'm always on the computer.

— Tanya Bianco

Some people just need to change their status updates to, 'Needs attention.'

— Azgraybebly Joslan

Sometimes your knight in Shining armor is just an idiot in tin foil.

— Nikhil Saluja

Do you want a tampon with that status? You moody bitch.

— Anonymous

Before starting any chapter, I count the number of pages.

— Anonymous

H.o.m.e.w.o.r.k = Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge

— Anonymous

Respect one sided lovers, their love is selfless, they love u without getting loved back.!!!

— Tufail Mehraj

Theres always that person whom you wish their status was about you.

— Anonymous

IPhone covers are like condoms; you don't want to, but you kind of have to.

— Anonymous

If U don't hear from me in a few days, then Just Know Am having Brain Upgrade.

— Anonymous

The past can't be forgotten, changed, edited,or erased...It can only be accepted...

— Anonymous

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

— Nikhil Saluja

When Im alone in my house, every sound is a ghost.

— Anonymous

When sex started becoming easier to get, love started becoming harder to find.

— Anonymous

You can't be a little bit unfaithful any more than you can be a little bit pregnant.

— Nikhil Saluja

That awkward moment when you trip, over nothing.

— Anonymous

They say you should never work with children or animals… Isn't that right, Rolf?

— Anonymous

Periods are ridiculous girls shouldnt be punished for not getting pregnant.

— Anonymous