I m not afraid to give my password to my gf no I'm not , read my text messages when I get… — Fahim Copy Share Image
I forgot to post on Facebook that I was going to the gym...Now this whole work-out was a waste of time. — Keyzee Copy Share Image
May you live to be as old as the number of Instagram pictures you took of your birthday cake. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Letting the water run down my arms when I'm in the shower so it looks like I'm shooting water out of my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when I think Ive found a parking space, only for it to turn out to be a cart corral. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im lyk dayum wen I saw you on facebook oh but wen I saw yhu in person wait wat happen to you… — Shanellpinder Copy Share Image
Facebook needs a button that's the equivalent of kicking someone under the table to stop them from making a fool of themselves. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were home alone in the middle of the night, and you heard a fart, would you laugh or be scared? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes the people whom we've known for only a short time have a bigger impact on us than those we've known forever... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when chocolate melts so quickly on my fingers, I mean like I know I'm hot, but... — Avalon Copy Share Image
Worst Feeling Ever: Needing to sneeze, just about to sneeze...don't sneeze. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook. — Johnneil Bertrand Copy Share Image
F I was a fly, I would fly to you now... but I'm not so I need to stay home and cry! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I remember that one time, before Facebook, when I went outside and did stuff. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My relationship is like iphone 6, it doesn't exist but someday it will..!!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its a bitching monday, its 11: 34 am, fifty cents in my pocket for bus fare and i've got only one cigarette… — Epifania Savea Copy Share Image
You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A person that loves you doesnt need to take any promises, he just have to prove that even if he doesnt have… — Laine Copy Share Image
Ive got more respect for someone who comes out and says they don't like me than for the ones who act like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Periods are ridiculous girls shouldnt be punished for not getting pregnant. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ending a facebook conversation by liking the last comment that was posted. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
