When I kill a bug in my house, I leave the dead body around for a bit to warn the others.!!! — Tufail Mehraj Copy Share Image
Everytime someone tweet 'Love is in the air' I usually go & shave my balls. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Taking your own candy to the movies. $6.00 for a bag of skittles my ass. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My ex updated his Facebook status and said he was standing on a cliff, so I poked him. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My wife always bring these injured animals to home. I think she should just stop driving. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Nothing is sadder than a guy who complains on Facebook about how shitty his sex life is. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If three people having sex is a threesome, and two people having sex is a twosome, then I know why people call… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May be our expectations are wrong sometimes not due to situation but due to our own perception !!!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wonder if people who are working at NSA do listen all my phone call conversation.? If they does well surely they… — Simphiwe Dumi Copy Share Image
If you will come to me and say to my face that I am such an annoying person, I will just probably… — Shin Chan Copy Share Image
The eyes of the lord search the whole earth order to strengthen those whole heart are fully committed to him.. — Strawberry Copy Share Image
I might talk to other guys, laugh with other guys and be nice to other guys, but I'll never cheat on you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Getting hand full of FRIENDSHIP BANDS doesn't mean they are all true friends Just get a band to hearts its enough to… — Ejaz D RoxTar Copy Share Image
When I was younger I thought the cool thing was to have tons of friends & be social... now I don't give… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
My girl went away for the weekend, and I didn't masturbate once. I masturbated 21 times. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I like a song, I download it, I listen to it a million times, and then I can't stand it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Women give sex in exchange for love while men give love in exchange for sex — Bigboyalweezy Copy Share Image
BRB = I don't want to talk to you. LOL = I have nothing else to say. Cool = I don't care. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Okay. - the only thing ever said by guys in Sex, Shower and Sandwitch. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The only thing a woman wants people saying behind her back is nice ass. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I sometimes go to my own little world, but that's okay, they know me there. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is so much drama on Facebook, I'm surprised that they don't have an awards show. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Things that probably shouldn't be broken: 1. Hearts 2. Promises 3. Condoms — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whenever I get a new calender, I flip straight to my birthday month to see which picture I got. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
