Sometimes I just wish I could disappear for a while to a place where nothing can go wrong in life. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That moment when you have a really clever facebook status, and a family member comments on it and just butchers the whole… — Sean Tedford Copy Share Image
Be yourself and be original insyaallah we'll gain our own identity..let's people view our differences..it's totally in satisfactions.. — Diana Yan Manan Copy Share Image
It is amazing how when youre not really looking the greatest thing shows up and makes you feel like the most important… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Or what? You'll release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark they… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
For all men who say 'A woman's place is in the kitchen' remember that's where the knives are kept. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do you ever just wanna grab someone by the shoulders, look them deep in the eyes and whisper, 'No one gives a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't give meaning if someone treat's you special ..Because you might do some stupid thing's like FALLING INLOVE!! — Strawberry Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw tears come from your eyes, and I learned that sometimes things hurt, but it's… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When I die I want to be be reincarnated as a Lizard. Just so I can finally hear a women say Oh… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Listening to someone telling a story and thinking to yourself, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Staying up late every night... Regretting it every morning... then doing it all over again!! Just me..? — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
If life was easy it wouldn't be worth living, that is why we have obstacles we over come and friends to help… — Kimiko Martinez Copy Share Image
Its bEtTer tO Let sOmEonE freE tO mAkE OthEr pEopLe hAppy, thAn tryInG yOursELf hOLdInG thAt pErsOn tIghtLy And hUrtInG dEepLy . :-( — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Actual warning printed on the bottom of a package of Tesco's Tiramisu dessert : Do not turn upside down. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
To make it stand, you wet it. To make it wet, you suck it. To make it stiff, you lick it. To… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When I get bored I put Facebook into a translator, just to see if everyone's statuses still sound dumb as **** in… — Nathan Schwake Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I looked at you and wanted to say,'Thanks for all the things I saw when you… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The son of a bitch moment when you're walking around the house in socks and you step on a wet spot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Facebook, thanks for reminding me why moving away from my hometown was the best decision ever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's raining outside. I should go update and alert all my friends on Facebook who don't own a window. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No matter how old I get, I'm still gonna mentally sing the ABC's to see which letter comes next. — Carlos Banks Copy Share Image
There should be a Dislike button, on Facebook Because most of the status I see on Facebook are really creepy. Which makes… — Sexy Boy Copy Share Image
Around Parents: Normal Mode, on. Around friends: Silly Mode, on. Around Babies: Barney Mode, on. Around Crush: Retard Mode, on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've been banging my head against this wall for hours trying to figure out where all this blood is coming from! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's only happy hour if a hot girl is sharing your drinks. Otherwise it's just drowning your misery. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
In life, you will have people that will love you, leave you, and hurt you. But then you have the ones that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Psychological Fact:Whenever you think about someone a lot,It's because they were thinking of you first. — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
There are always people willing to do anything to help you, its just a shame that there are far more people willing… — Chad Houston Copy Share Image
When I said You look terrific. I really meant Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Believe it or not but each of us are right in one way or other. All depends on our perception... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is like a fridge. When youre bored you keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if theres anything… — Bilal Zahoor Copy Share Image
When You Read My Status & Question If It's About You, Its Not. Its Just Your Guilty Conscience. Stop Trying To Insert… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Most people don't realize this, But you can actually go to the gym without telling Facebook about it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not all about labels,if I like something,im going to get it, regardless the brand name…as long as its real & not… — Syoung Copy Share Image
If you recall childhood, you may remember that the kids who stuck straws and cigarettes up their noses back then seemed funnier… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Dude, wanna hang out?" "Nah, hanging out with my girl." "What happened to bros before hoes?" "That rule still goes, but she's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece: Gently aging, but still a warmand desirable place to visit. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm pretty sure my grandmom watches over me whenever I masturbate. The sound of that walker is so unbearable. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you see me smiling it's because I'm thinking of doing something evil or naughty. If you see me laughing it's because… — Emalie Newhall Copy Share Image
