Facebook status Quotes · Page 44

Facebook : Posting 100's of statuses in a day = OBSESSED, Twitter : Posting 100's of tweets in a day = NORMAL

— Kiana JWilson

Social networks don't break up relationship. The shit you post on social networks breaks up relationship!..

— Anonymous

I put my situation as 'i am still alone' and 'i am standing with my loneliness world' which is living in annoying…

— Diana Yan Manan

Facebook needs a In a relationship with ______ while I'm flirting with ______ while I still have feelings for ______ while I'm fucking ______ button.. Smh.

— Emilio Vasquez

Admit it, We all have someones number In our phone That the other person doesn't know we have it. ;D

— Anonymous

When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a friends Facebook account: 'I LOVE D*CK IN…

— Anonymous

The moment when you serve cereal in a bowl, open the fridge, and realize there is no milk. I mean It doesnt…

— Anonymous

Parents, problems, friends, fakes, boys, love, crush, dating, responsibility, drama, heartache, failures, stress, happiness: THAT'S LIFE!

— Tanya Bianco

Lying in bed in the middle of the night deciding whether its worth it to get up and pee or if you…

— Punkinhead Abhishek

I'll call it a smart phone the day I yell, Wheres my freaking phone?! and it answers, Im here! Under your jacket!

— Azgraybebly Joslan

She is currently giving me silent treatment just because I didn't write happy birthday on her Facebook wall. Like I give a…

— Don Kel

The awkward moment when an ex-boyfriend tries to add you on Facebook. (After being previously deleted.)

— Anonymous

If Shakespeare would have Facebook.. It would be like: Juliet is in a relationship and its complicated.. And guess who would be…

— Kand3n

I want to be one of those people who does yoga & eats berries for breakfast, but I'm one of those people…

— Anonymous

When people ask me why I don't have any tattoos I ask them 'Would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari?'

— Anonymous

Walking out of a store after not buying anything and thinking, 'Try not to act like a criminal, try not to act…

— Anonymous

In some countries being president is just an honorary position --like being a husband in Hollywood.

— Nikhil Saluja

Avoiding something doesn't always mean that u hate it.. It could also mean that u want it, but u just know that…

— Anonymous

That feelings you feel when your crushg like your status...wish could be Likes on who ever like your posT

— Junior Dè Rèál Testament

It's great that you love your boyfriend/girlfriend, or that you are going to see him/her in __ days, but must you post…

— Anonymous

I find it weird to see .99cent burgers and $4.99 for a salad, and they say why is America an obese country???…

— Osvaldo M

I hate when a girl can't take a compliment: You're so pretty No I'm not, I'm ugly WELL.. YOU UGLY THEN, DAMN…

— Anonymous

For all my haters, I just want you to know that there's no medicine for insecurities so better commit suicide!

— Nikhil Saluja

Jon's mother had three kids named Penny, Nickel and __????__. You'll be amazed how many people get this wrong.

— Justin Mccloskey

If you've got a problem with me, tell me. Don't go putting it around on Facebook and then expect me to know…

— Anonymous

Hate mondays, annoy tuesdays, ignore wednesdays, smile thursdays, love fridays, enjoy saturdays, damn sundays.

— Anonymous

Don't ever show pictures or post things just to make anyone jealous coz One day if they will have the last laugh…

— Raveen

There is a special place in hell for those guys who make fake accounts and act to be girls on fb ...

— Danish

Lipstick (lip*stik) n. -- On your lips, color to enhance your beauty. On his collar, color only a tramp would wear!

— Nikhil Saluja

Who was the reason for world war 2? Adolf Hitler,but who will be the reason for world war 3?Mark Zuckerberg ,facebook shit

— Blackson Beats

Ghetto word of the Day - Disappointment. My Parole officer said if I miss disappointment they gone send me back to Jail.

— Anonymous

On internet you can be anything you want, its strange that so many people choose to be stupid...

— Anonymous

Its true we dont know what weve got until its gone,but we dont know what weve been missing until it arrives.

— Nix

Dont ever think youre nothing because somewhere along the line, theres going to be someone who thinks youre everything.

— Ewshy

We are stuck in a generation where loyalty is just a tattoo, love is a quote and lying is the new truth.

— Armin Ferizovic

Things in my life that are priceless are my best friends for life! They're priceless, no one allowed buy them from me.

— OhItsVynn

Its all fun and games until you realize your Capri-Sun doesnt have a straw. Thats when the sh*t hits the fan!

— Anonymous

Now, Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm in a love/hate relationship with my bed. I love crawling into it at night, I hate leaving it in the morning.

— Anonymous

If you were home alone in the middle of the night, and you heard a fart, would you laugh or be scared?

— Anonymous