Have you ever wondered if those dollar bills in your wallet might have once been in a strippers butt? You're wondering now... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody wanna be cuffed and taken but nobody wants to be committed & faithful. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people just need to change their status updates to, 'Needs attention.' — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Admit it, We all have someones number In our phone That the other person doesn't know we have it. ;D — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One life, one chance that's all we get Don't have regrets Live life to the best of it. — Kenny Janssen Copy Share Image
Etc: The word that makes people think you are smarter than you really are. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Some people doesn't know the importance of time. A gift you give that you cannot get back...and some just take advantage of… — Rizzi Vicci Copy Share Image
Choose your Facebook profile pic carefully. It'll be the one they use when you go missing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
U learn mo bout a person at da end of a relationship than @ da beginning — IG:Catone_2funny Copy Share Image
Fancy restaurant: The only restaurant that serves you cold soup on purpose. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Its funny how I remember all the lyrics to every song from the 90²s, but forget why I walked into the next… — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
With so many girls using filter, I'm assuming true beauty is hard to find nowadays — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
I know both of us got so very busy ..lot's of thing's to do ..lot's of problem to solve we may forget… — Strawberry Copy Share Image
Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awesome moment when the whole class laughed at what you said, so you just sit there like a boss. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
84 people died and 11 were injured in London as Rick Ross attempted to crowd surf at his concert. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Calling someone without texting first is the new showing up unannounced. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As the auto mechanic said to the Scoutmaster whose car horn was broken, Beep repaired. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can do something alone, but you can't in front of people! — Khalifa Shavez Copy Share Image
