Facebook status Quote by Emilio Vasquez

Facebook needs a 'stop fishing for compliments' button.

— Anonymous

Facebook needs to make 'Tired of trying' a relationship status!

— Anonymous

Some people need to realize that the relationship status tab on Facebook is in no way similar to a light switch...LOL

— Adar Burks

Mf say facebook fuck up there relationship mf stop you fuck up yor relationship on facebook doing dumb shit I no someone will feel…

— Tony G

Facebook needs a button that's the equivalent of kicking someone under the table to stop them from making a fool of themselves.

— Anonymous

Facebook is a lot like my sex life. Whenever I poke someone, they can't actually feel it.

— Anonymous

Relationships today will end over a 'Like' on Facebook.

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when your Facebook status gets no likes

— Hussein Nishah

The awkward moment when two frenemies say I love you! on Facebook...

— Lisette Alfaro

“Managing a combined deal between Facebook and Twitter was like trying to engineer simultaneous orgasm between a premature ejaculator and a frigid woman: nigh…

— Antonio Garcia Martinez

“You're actin' like a girl, wanting to add me on Facebook and change your relationship status,”

— L.A. Casey

Screw the dislike button, what Facebook really needs is an eye-roll button

— Avalon