When a woman agrees to give her husband head for no reason --- there is a reason. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Some day, you will trust me again...but for now, I'm sorry that our love had to end. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you make my fav cake for me, and I learned that the little things… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
; The hurtful people I let into my life are the ones who made me the stronger person I am today. For… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mind is now so crowded with valuable information that I can't think. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. -- A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the HUNTER says, Goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When I die I want to be be reincarnated as a Lizard. Just so I can finally hear a women say Oh… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The NFL is boring, the NBA is disintegrating, baseball is totally predictable. Maybe we do need the XFL. Maybe we need Nude… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I like people who can keep the conversation going no matter how random the topics get. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you're doing something you aren't supposed to, every small noise scares the shit out of you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do you ever just stare at really attractive people and think 'How the fuck does someone look like that?!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Rejection doesnt hurt, expectations does. Lying doesnt kill, denial does & forgetting doesnt heal forgiveness does.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am proud of my heart.It's played,burned and broken.But still works — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
Experts say caffeine is bad for you, fat is bad you, sugar is bad for you...But dont worry, worrying is also bad… — Kand3n Copy Share Image
Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Never mind, it's too long. — Patience Jr Kibabatoko Copy Share Image
Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status? — Danish Copy Share Image
