When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you give of your time and money to help people who had nothing, and… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you think someone was waving at you, so you wave back, then play it off like you were… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If her husband walks in while you're fucking her... ask him to join. You're already fucked anyways... — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you don't know whether liking a sad status shows your support, or if it means you like their… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
84 people died and 11 were injured in London as Rick Ross attempted to crowd surf at his concert. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls used to get undressed for their husbands only.. in 1995 girls started to get undressed for the money.. in 2012 girls… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Exercise is not: Jumping to conclusions, running off at the mouth, stretching the truth, bending over backwards or side stepping responsibility. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The hardest thing is to realize that the people you trusted the most and loved the most, are the ones who stabbed… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't you hate buying new clothes and having to wait to wear it because you don't have any plans anytime soon — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
Fridge full of food - Nothing to eat. Wardrobe full of clothes - Nothing to wear. Internet full of sites - only… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
TV Commercials: 'Call in the next 10 minutes and recieve all this for free!' Pshh...Like they know when I watched this. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When someone is afraid to let you shine, even when your light is good for them too, blackout on them and find… — Lisa's Voice Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you get tagged in a photo on a night, at a place that you either on leaves or… — Kand3n Copy Share Image
There's just something wonderful about a cold, clear winter morning that makes you want to slow down and take time to stop… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Before all I can do is to hide from you ,cause I don't know how to express my feeling for you. But… — Strawberry Copy Share Image
Going to bed now for some mind blowing, passionate, earth shattering, mad .. sleep. .. what were you thinking, you dirty minded people. — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
The government may force me to have health insurance but they can never force me to respect my body. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thinking of punching these random street people in the face is an excellent way to waste an evening. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If your relationship is so complicated that you have to specify it as such on Facebook, you should get off Facebook and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear food commercials, Nobody eats in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear kindergarten students If you don't like your nap time ,can you please give to us…Sincerely High school students — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when I look horrible in a group photo and the person who looks good refuses to delete it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What is it with you that makes me act like this? I get all shy when I see you because you make… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just deleted some friends on Facebook, if you're reading this then you're one of the lucky ones. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I Don't Want Lots Of People Who Are Ready To Cry When I Die... I Only Need Just One Person Who Is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People be drop outta school, get a job at McDonald's, and be all like I'm grinding ...On my grind ...yeah Grind me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls are like phones. they love to be held, talked to but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! — Oluwasegun Copy Share Image
I don't know why I hold my breath when I wash my face. It's not like I'm going to drown in a… — Merle Anthony Rowland Copy Share Image
Exams are close, so I will flip a coin; if heads will go on Facebook and if tails will go on Search… — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
Everybody was facebook fighting.. STATUS UPDATES were fast as lighting.. Profile pic were a little bit frightning.. cause they're dealing with bathroom… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thinks its funny when girls use slutty profile pics to get attention, might as well have a status that says my shit… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whew. Thank you, warning label. I was actually considering using my new floor lamp in the shower. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do people say they want to sleep like a baby, when babies never sleep through the night. I want to sleep… — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
It's almost hump day which is close to Thursday which is close to Friday so it's okay for me to drink today...as… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I may not have the best lovelife in the world.. BUT I am blessed with super great friends in the land.. thanks… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I am ever in the middle of a shooting, I'll just lay on the floor and act like someone already killed… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Letting the water run down my arms when I'm in the shower so it looks like I'm shooting water out of my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're not working on trying to be mine then you shouldn't be worrying about who's consuming my time. — Amanda Copy Share Image
I am so ready for Christmas movies and Christmas Songs and snow and all that other sappy amazing Winter stuff... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You think I'm not online. But I'm always here. Even if I'm not posting. I'm here. Scrolling. Judging. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
