John Deere's manure spreader is the only equipment the company won't stand behind. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men are more likely to be struck by lightening than women. That means no storms occur in a kitchen. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I get super paranoid whenever I walk into a store with something that they sell there... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls used to get undressed for their husbands only.. in 1995 girls started to get undressed for the money.. in 2012 girls… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Can you please tell me the logic excuses, you talked like this world is huge. Have u heard this what a small… — Diana Yan Manan Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when the same person you deleted off Facebook tries to add you again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Halloween is just like any other day, people still just pretending to be something they're not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when your laying down in the dark by yourself and you start getting flashbacks of a scary movie ! — Krystal Copy Share Image
I hate finding out that theres no milk in the fridge AFTER Ive already poured my cereal. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If a car behind me makes the same turn I do twice in a row, no doubt in my mind: I'm being… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when I'm bored nobody texts me but when I'm busy my phone blows up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Please stop sarcasm me on your facebook status, removed me from your friend list..it's free.. — Diana Yan Manan Copy Share Image
If three people having sex is a threesome, and two people having sex is a twosome, then I know why people call… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it we all get pissed off when we poor a big bowl of cereal and you're like 'Yea I'm Gonna Eat… — Raul Vasquez Copy Share Image
If I post a status and you automatically assume it's about you...Don't blame your guilty conscience on me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
...and I quote...A nation's interactions towards other nations are reflected on how they create their movies...It may sound a little absurd, but… — Rizzi Vicci Copy Share Image
Run if you must. Reason if you need. Kneel if you need.....If all fails. Fight till the end! — Rizzi Vicci Copy Share Image
