Do you ever just stare at really attractive people and think 'How the fuck does someone look like that?!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Looking back on your old Facebook pictures and thinking What the hell was I doing omg embarrassing eww — Kand3n Copy Share Image
Honey, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex! It's also the food preparation. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The cure for aids could be written somewhere in the Terms and Conditions, and we would never know. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Compromise: The art of dividing the cake in a way that makes everyone believe they got the largest piece. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You posted a status on your friend's Facebook when he wasn't looking? Please tell me how great of a hacker you are. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To steal ideas from one person, would be plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is called research. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girl: Why You Post My Name On Your Facebook Status In Every 2 Minutes? Boy: Facebook Keeps Asking Me WhatS On My… — Babloo Copy Share Image
I wont block you or delete you. Im keeping you there so you will be able to see how happy I am… — Unknow Copy Share Image
Life is like a facebook status message.. You can create or change a status that you post, but you can't change the… — Aldyna Threesya Copy Share Image
When we are bored we get on Facebook, then we get bored on Facebook so we get off then 15 min later… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For those of you complaining you cant sleep, LOG OFF FACEBOOK! Its a proven fact that its impossible to sleep while facebooking. — M4ster Strider Copy Share Image
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa: Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Believe it or not, everybody has their problems, some of us just prefer not to discuss them on Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why is it that people get mad when other people know or talk about their business, but they post everything that happens… — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
Men are more likely to be struck by lightening than women. That means no storms occur in a kitchen. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
...and I quote...A nation's interactions towards other nations are reflected on how they create their movies...It may sound a little absurd, but… — Rizzi Vicci Copy Share Image
Nobody has A perfect Life, Everybody has their own PROBLEMS..Some people just know how to deal with it in a Perfect way!! — Junior Dè Rèál Testament Copy Share Image
Lucky is the man who wins the first love of a woman But luckier is the woman who wins the last love… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Isn't it strange that a group of very intelligent individuals combined into a political party become collectively stupid? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to know how long forever was... and by looking at some peoples relationships its around 2 to 4 months. — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
How we all always forget that there are more people helping the victims than those people creating the victims. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
As the tears falls slowly down her face.. she closes her eyes and let her dreams take her to a magical place.. — Nabilah Aabou Hamze Copy Share Image
5% of all hearing loss is a result of sitting in a restaurant next to a table full of women who just… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Dear William and Kate, If William is 100% royal and Kate is 0% royal, will that make your son the half-blood prince? Sincerely, curious. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im sick and tired of guys thinking tht just because I showed up at a club or a dance or a bar,… — Jenna Marbles Copy Share Image
Well, let's just call them, uh, Mr. X and Mrs. Y. So anyway, Mr. X would say, 'Marge, if this doesn't get… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The only reason I'm not surprised she slept with him is cause her vagina is rated E for everyone! — Lainie Lindgren Copy Share Image
I want a relationship. A real, pure, loving, honest relationship. I'm not lonely or desperate, I'm just ready. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook needs a button that's the equivalent of kicking someone under the table to stop them from making a fool of themselves. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men...we spend nine months trying to get out of a vagina, and the rest of our lives trying to get back in. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't feel sad when I see my X flirting with someone ...come On!!!! I'm generous I share my used toy's to… — Strawberry Copy Share Image
BBM for Andriod is the new Google+ account. Everyone wanted it. Everyone got it. And no one has any idea what to… — Tufail Mehraj Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you hang my first painting on the refrigerator, and I immediately wanted to paint… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Ive got more respect for someone who comes out and says they don't like me than for the ones who act like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to walk up to a stranger and hand him a briefcase and whisper, 'You know what to do.' and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Funny how it's always the woman with fake hair, fake nails, fake eyelashes, fake boobs…that have the audacity to scream Girrrrrrrrl ain't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Difference people difference style difference result with difference perceptions and there the trademark and the differences views from other people will see… — Diana Yan Manan Copy Share Image
I hate when people post stuff online then tell others to stay out of their business, when you post something publicly you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
