I may be BENT, but not BROKEN, everything happens for a REASON. Because if GOD brings you to it, HE will bring… — Dix Copy Share Image
If it looks like a frog, hops like a frog & croaks like a frog. I don't care how many times you… — Kiki Strack Copy Share Image
Women. Can't live with them, can't finish this joke without having sex with them & then later sleep on couch. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Had a virtual friend once. But all he did was tweeting all day. Also, his name was Virtual Friend. Man, what was… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Admit it, at least once in your life you shoved a ball up your shirt and pretended you were pregnant. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
4 Rules for texting a girl: 1) Don't take 40 minutes to reply. 2) Use good grammar. 3) Ask Questions. 4) Always use the smiley face — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If two people are arguing & one person says, You know what... Just sit back & enjoy. Trust me that argument is… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
What Mom says are always right. I did ignore what was she saying but as the time goes by it comes right… — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your parents bring up the topic of sex and you just sit there all innocent like, 'Wait, whats… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love me ? Great. Hate me? Okay.Think I'm ugly? Don't look at me.Think you know me? You have no idea. — Syoung Copy Share Image
The next generation wouldn't know the joy of making new friends by approaching them, they just search and add them — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
You're all thats in my mind.. I wish one day you would get out of my mind coz Id love to make… — Joanne Lobedica Copy Share Image
; You cant rewrite your history when your choices hurt others in ways you can never understand. Take responsibility and ownership instead… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I will have an endless invisible night and read all those books and understand all until I am a liquid chromium cascade… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not saying I'm smarter than Steve Jobs, but I would have made the iPhone chargers a few feet longer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girl if you didn't act like you were all that when you were a 9 or a 10, you would have a… — Richie Parker Copy Share Image
I know 3 facts about you: 1.You cant say M without your lips touching. 2.Youre trying it now looking like an idiot.… — Mii Copy Share Image
Girls on Periods - I'm fine. I hate you. I love you. I want ice cream. Come here. Get away. You're cute.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Rules for texting girl: 1.Don't take 40 minutes to reply 2. Use good grammar 3. Ask questions 4. Use :) face. — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
Hitman: The one who kills people for money. Hitwoman: The one who doesn't know when to shut the fuck up. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It starts raining and when I got home it stop then I walk back and it started raining angian.how sad :( — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power - like God must feel when he's holding… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
As your bestfriend, I swear to always pretend to be your lesbian lover when you're getting hit on by some ugly asshole… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear girls who take a pic in slutty clothing & glasses and label the caption 'Nerddd lol' You're not a nerd, you're… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when I comment on a girl status then thirsty niggas starting commenting. I delete my comment — Deon Crockett Copy Share Image
Facebook is a place where humans communicate with each onther soooo wtf are you doing here this is not a Zoo!! — Natasha Uys Copy Share Image
Dear math , I liked you a whole lot more before you and the alphabet started hooking up Sincerely, All students. — Xuan Ta Copy Share Image
They always say to treat people the way you want to be treated. So far, I've given 4 handjobs today. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you expect the world to be fair with you because you're fair to them, its like asking a lion not to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when Im watching a show on DVR and I realize Im mostly through a commercial break and I forgot to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. -- A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you've got something to say, don't hide behind your Facebook status honey- come to me & we can figure it out… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey people that sit on planes not reading, listening to or watching anything: you look like serial killers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Even if you aren't hungry, the worst thing you can be told after a dentist appointment is: 'You can't eat for 30… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. Like this Bible. It cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I hate when exes say, I'm here if you need me. Bitch, Where the fuck were you when we were together? Fuck… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People who say lying gets you in trouble are liars.. As far as I know.. An honest answer gets u in deep… — SouL Copy Share Image
Admit it we all get pissed off when we poor a big bowl of cereal and you're like 'Yea I'm Gonna Eat… — Raul Vasquez Copy Share Image
