A relationship with God is the most important relationship you can have. Trust him and everything will always turn out fine. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Don't force yourself to forget the person you love ..never use other people just to forget him/her cause you don't know how… — Strawberry Copy Share Image
Math: 365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling: 1 lite year — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
George Zimmerman murdered a teen: Bail set at $150,000. Lindsay Lohan failed a drug test: Bail set at $300,000 This is our justice system. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't try to please people you'll fail, But you can piss them off and please yourself! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Reasons why its great to be a Woman; We can get laid anytime we want. We never have to buy our own… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have a problem not hearing what they say about me and don't give a fuck for haters. — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when an ex-boyfriend tries to add you on Facebook. (After being previously deleted.) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lipstick (lip*stik) n. -- On your lips, color to enhance your beauty. On his collar, color only a tramp would wear! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your phone goes dead in the middle of a interesting conversation... — Lonniedagreat Copy Share Image
I'm trying to fix your mother's camera. Easy, easy - Hmmm. I think I need a bigger drill. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I`ve always wanted to know how long forever was... and by looking at some peoples relationships its around 2 to 4 months. — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
Making a good Facebook status and then the next day you see it on someone else's page... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Childrens ambitions in school are often a glass ceiling, an obstacle to what they can accomplish. — Alastair Arnott Copy Share Image
Who cares if people dont like me,after all,im not a facebook status to be liked. — Redeyeen Copy Share Image
Most people want to be the sun to brighten up your day. But I would rather be the moon that shines down… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember, if we happen to get caught, you are deaf and I don't speak English. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lend your shoulder when she wants to cry, Hug her when she's crying, and kiss her to stop her cry. — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
Listening to someone telling a story and thinking to yourself, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
