That awkward moment when you wave your hand in front of a paper towel dispenser that isnt automatic. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I forgot to post on Facebook that I was going to the gym...Now this whole work-out was a waste of time. — Keyzee Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you trip and fall and you try to fake it off and someone screams I saw that! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People are obsessed with the front seat of the car but when you get in a bus, you go straight to the… — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
I hate it when you text somebody and you forget to send it and saves to drafts and then later your'e like...why… — Sarahi Gonzalez Copy Share Image
An apple fell and Newton discovered the law of gravity. Hundreds of bombs fell on Palestine and no one discovered the law… — Danish Copy Share Image
After 70, a woman is like Tibet: Beautiful, with a mysterious past andthe wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Dear phone, I drop you. I say I hate you. I throw you. I lose you. I forget about you, but I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Twitter makes me like people I've never met and because of Facebook I hate people I know in real life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when youre laughing so hard, no noise comes out, and you sit there clapping like a seal. — Orebela Gbenga Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you post the funniest facebook status you have ever written but no one likes ! xP — Komal Copy Share Image
Sometimes I wish youd pay more attention to my favorite songs because the lyrics they sing are the words Im too scared… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yes I'm pissed off and most people irritate me.But if people weren't so ignorant, self absorbed and down right stupid,i wouldn't have… — Simi Ngr Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you wake up in the middle of the night and that hallway is suddenly the most terrifying thing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Go out all day looking good and I see no one I know. Go out for 5 minutes looking like shit and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have always considered myself an expert on women's liberation . In the last fifteen years ,I have given two their freedom myself. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Dont regret your past learn from it because if you regret it then you regret the lessons you learned. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't want a relation where people say,''they look so cute together'' I want a relation where people say,''look how happy they… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You never realize how offensive your music is until your parents are sitting in the passenger seat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My get up and go, got up and went. I need to get up and go find it, but it went. So… — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
Do what you feel in your heart to be right ..for youll be criticized anyway. (Eleanor Roosevelt) — Kand3n Copy Share Image
; The hurtful people I let into my life are the ones who made me the stronger person I am today. For… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someones comment on your facebook status has more likes than your actual status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Turning on the TV: 10% to watch shows and 90% to use it as background noise. Just so I feel less lonely… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's okay if you insult me, I can handle it. But if you insult my friend, I'm gonna punch you in face… — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
If I had the power, I would kill every single idiot in this world. ...then no one would have to judge me… — Aruho Marwin Machiaveli Copy Share Image
Call me a fashion fuckup but I refuse to disregard 1/2 my wardrobe just cause some fool said white wasn't okay after… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh, it's sunny outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Crying around about how I'm not liking your statuses isn't going to get me to like your statuses. — Merle Anthony Rowland Copy Share Image
A day without a simple communication is a MISS.. and a week without even a single glace ,talk and text is a… — Strawberry Copy Share Image
I agree with the dictionary..Girls before guys,partying before studying,and friends before love!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when I cant remember if I am drying off my face with the same side of the towel I dried… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When someone wears that one cologne where all you want to do is bury your face in their chest and sniff because… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do you know that the biggest possible favor that I can ask from you..? that's taking good care of yourself while were… — Strawberry Copy Share Image
That Exciting moment when you can't even sleep, cause you know there's somthing big about to happen the next day, (Good or… — Syoung Copy Share Image
When Words Fail.. Action Speaks.. When Action Fails.. Eyes Speak.. When Eyes Fail.. Tears Speak.. And When Everything Else Fails.. 'Silence' Speaks. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It disgust me when I see people post and share talking about fixing a relationship is through communication, when they themselves never… — Rizzi Vicci Copy Share Image
Women are like stars, there are millions of them out there, but only one can make your dreams come true.. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Oh wow. You're really gonna fight me over the internet? What's the worst you can do, caps-lock my ass? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thank you to the ones that are in my life and make it absolutely amazing.. and I'd also like to thank the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
